Noted Ford Taurus SHO enthusiast Conan O'Brien welcomed judge of musical capability/human life's worth Simon Cowell to his late-night show to talk about, among other things, expectant fatherhood and cars.
Jeremy Clarkson just confirmed our report about there being no more Top Gear until 2013 is true, although the reason is not the Olympics. It's Simon Cowell.
Sweet Top Gear top celebrity laps! The always obnoxious Simon Cowell drives the always amazing Bugatti Veyron.
As an odd, cred-killing side-note, one Jalopnik was actually in both the El Camino High Madrigal choir, as well as the Central Valley Regional Honor Choir with American Idol contestant Mandisa Hundley, who is a very nice woman and only accused us of being a racist once, when we, as a part of a pre-Homecoming stunt,…
With us unable to get our weekly fix of Top Gear due to the dang-blasted turbo-rammin' soccer thing going on in
East Germany, we're forced to trawl the internets in a manner usually reserved for PR0N episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. But oh wait, what have we found in the archives YouTube? Why — could it be the one…