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    Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless

    Next Up, Skynet: Siemens Teaches Cars to Read!

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    Image of loslosbaby loslosbaby
    08/13/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    Sometimes you guys come off as cheese-eating effete elites from planet latte'... just because they ARE east-coast always-yelling douchebags (but may be nice guys underneath) and make UGG-LEE bikes doesn't make it a bad idea.

    Even the super-duper future of Star Trek has a motorcycle going "chuff-chuff-chuff" as it goes down the road.

    Maybe they burn air?
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    Image of alexander_the_car_salamander alexander_the_car_salamander
    08/13/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless

    I'd be less embarrassed driving this
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    acarr260 promoted this comment alexander_the_car_salamander was starred alexander_the_car_salamander was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    08/13/09

    @alexander_the_car_salamander: I'm repulsed... and yet I cannot look away.
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    Image of Neil is hungry for Bultacos Neil is hungry for Bultacos
    08/13/09

    @alexander_the_car_salamander:
    Holy Sh*t! What an awesome death trap! Imagine the splinters your groin would get after a low speed impact. The Alabama sign explains everything about that picture.
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    DrewComments2.0 promoted this comment Neil is hungry for Bultacos was starred Neil is hungry for Bultacos was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    Man, the MISSION ONE is so much cooler than this awful thing
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    Image of WarBUCKs WarBUCKs
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    Screw helmet laws. If people want to take the risk, let them. It's better if they die anyways, because if they don't have healthcare, the hidden taxes (or possibly new public option) don't have to worry about losing any money.
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment WarBUCKs was starred WarBUCKs was unstarred
    Image of Tyson Tyson
    08/12/09

    @WarBUCKs: The problem is that they usually don't die. They end up crashing, killing off 90% of their brain, and existing in a taxpayer funded hospital bed in a permanent vegetative state until their body withers away and dies. If they had the decency to just die, helmet laws wouldn't be a problem.
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment Tyson was starred Tyson was unstarred
    Image of econobiker econobiker
    08/13/09

    @Tyson: As opposed to the uninsured drunk/high drivers who wreck out innocent families?
    As an aside: ever notice that car insurance rates did NOT go down when mandatory seat belt laws as a primary offense were instated? Hmmm wonder what industry benefited the most from that law yet kept all the profits? Just saying...
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    Image of PerryDivine PerryDivine
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    Hey!! I work for Siemens . . . wait, that didn't sound right . . .
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    acarr260 promoted this comment Scandinavian Flick approved this comment PerryDivine was starred PerryDivine was unstarred
    Image of r0ver r0ver
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    I have to admit,the headline does, pretty much, nail their demographic.
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment r0ver was starred r0ver was unstarred
    Image of JalopyPixellatedViscera JalopyPixellatedViscera
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    I bet the back of his shirt reads:
    "If you can read this, my balls fell off"
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    Plecostomus [Tyrrell] promoted this comment JalopyPixellatedViscera was starred JalopyPixellatedViscera was unstarred
    Image of econobiker econobiker
    08/13/09

    @JalopyPixellatedViscera: "If you can read this shirt, I am an over-paid vice-president of marketing who just spent $100k of my company's money having some dilweeds build a theme chopper so my company can be "hip".
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment Edited by econobiker at 08/13/09 9:36 AM econobiker was starred econobiker was unstarred
    Image of Full_Moto_Jacket Full_Moto_Jacket
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    My buddy (a motorcycle mechanic) and I will be sitting drinking beers and watching the tube. I'll flip through the channels and stop on Orange County Floppers, and he'll LOSE it, screaming at the TV about adjustable wrenches and ratchets with rubber grips. It's hilarious.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    That's an awfully smug expression to have while publicly stradling another man's white Siemens.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    To be honest I don’t think I would ride a chopper with Siemens written on the tank, this sounds like an excellent way to get creamed by a bunch of bikers, that is literally and/or figuratively.
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    beercheck - Commentin' Dirty promoted this comment Edited by Flathead Smith at 08/12/09 5:20 PM Flathead Smith was starred Flathead Smith was unstarred
    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    "Then this guy pulls up alongside on a rice rocket and he's all 'vroom-vroom!' and I go 'whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhir'.
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    Image of grzydj grzydj
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    How are they going to get an electric bike to appeal to geriatric Harley owners? Can you easily load it into the back of a pickup bed or load it onto a trailer for easy transport to parking lots where middle aged business managers grow facial hair for a week and bust out their black tee shirts and pretend to be Hells Angels for a week? How are they going to make it rattle apart and make it sounds like it constantly needs a tune-up?
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    Oh, I'm sure that facial hair will protect him.
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    Image of Alphamazing Alphamazing
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    GET TO THE CHOPPER!
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    08/12/09

    In reply to Teutul Sr. Saves The World For The Fat And Tasteless
    Great. Now I can't get "Come on Eileen" out of my head.
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