• Jalopnik
  • spy-photos
  • jalopnik-reviews
  • Profile logout login

#sideswipe

Jalopnik

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #offtopic,
  • #tips,
  • #spyphotos,
  • etc.

Detroit, 3:56 AM
Tue Nov 24
23 posts in the last 24 hours

Contact

Tip your editors:
tips@jalopnik.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Ray Wert | Email | AIM

Road Test Editor:
Wes Siler | Email

Weekend Editor:
Murilee Martin | Email

Associate Editor - Houston:
Matt Hardigree

Associate Editor - Detroit:
Ben Wojdyla

Editor-at-Large:
Mike Spinelli

Contributors:
Mark Arnold
John Krewson | Email
Andy Didorosi

Follow Jalopnik on:
Facebook
Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jalopnik RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1753 Subscribers
Jalopnik
  • posts about #sideswipe more →

    Transformers Corvette Stingray Concept Costume: Awesome And Adorable!

    Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe

    Corvette Stingray Concept: Sideswipe In Disguise

    Transformers 2 Corvette Centennial Concept Transformed

    Transformers 2 Corvette Centennial Concept Character Named "Sideswipe"

  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    10/27/09

    In reply to Transformers Corvette Stingray Concept Costume: Awesome And Adorable!

    Cute, yes, but all I could think of when he was getting squished into the floor was this.... #corvettestingrayconcept
     Reply
    LTDScott was starred LTDScott was unstarred
    Image of weatherman weatherman
    10/27/09

    In reply to Transformers Corvette Stingray Concept Costume: Awesome And Adorable!
    I think the dad gets a little carried away when he tries to "close the hood" and mashes the kid's face into the floor... #corvettestingrayconcept
     Reply
    weatherman was starred weatherman was unstarred
    Image of Fat Tire Fat Tire
    10/27/09

    @weatherman: Its obvious who the real transformers geek is. #corvettestingrayconcept
     Reply
    weatherman promoted this comment Fat Tire was starred Fat Tire was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/10/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe
    Cool Concept. Wert is confused. Maybe the design has evolved to provide additional self-protection?
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    04/10/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe
    Looks like some kind of kitchen gadget Vince Shlomi would try to sell to a strung-out South Beach hooker (he'd have sealed the deal if he hadn't opened his big mouth...)
     Reply
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/10/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: ha ha HAHA hahaha you win!
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/10/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe
    That is the weakest transformer I have ever seen.


    I'm going back to being a fan of ThunderCats, because this is embarassing.


    ThunderCats --------Hooooooooo!

     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/10/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Actually screw them too.


    Voltron where are you?

     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/10/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe
    Someone should explain to Bay et. al. that most tires have better traction on the tread, not the sidewalls.
     Reply
    Mad_Science was starred Mad_Science was unstarred
    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    04/10/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe
    Resurrecting and standing up, somehow sounds familiar around these days.
     Reply
    BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was starred BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was unstarred
    Image of ıɐsɹop ıɐsɹop
    04/10/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe
    Who approved that exhaust? Looks ridiculous...everything else looks okay (for an absurd corvette concept)


    Oh, right, Transformers. Meh.

     Reply
    ıɐsɹop was starred ıɐsɹop was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/10/09

    @ıɐsɹop: Agreed, it does get the dragons swarming though.
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    04/10/09

    @Jo Schmo: You beat me to it. What is the dragon word for gang bang?
     Reply
    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/10/09

    @Alfisted: I dunno but I am sitting here laughing at the absurdity of your question and trying to come up with a logical answer to it.
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/10/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe
    Oh sweet Transformers posts are back. Now I can start randomly posting pics of Megan Fox throughout the day again.
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/10/09

    @Jo Schmo: Yay!


    I'd post some myself, but I doubt IT would be amused.

     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    04/10/09

    @Jo Schmo: Wait....you need an excuse to post Megan Fox pics on Jalopnik? As patron saint of the Church of Jalopnik, you can post her photo in lieu of your verbal affirmation of the tenants of Jalopnikism.


    It's like shouting "hallelujah" or "testify", really.

     Reply
    scroggzilla raids again was starred scroggzilla raids again was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/10/09

    @SCROGGZILLA vs. Diddles McGee!!: true dat
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/10/09

    @Jo Schmo: Nooooo... I need to work.
     Reply
    Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
    Image of bzr bzr
    02/11/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept: Sideswipe In Disguise
    I think this looks awesome (except for the slab-sided rear center, which looks like they phoned it in, hence why it resembles an icebox). For a business plan, GM should just make cars that look like Hot Wheels toys. I mean, what do they have got to lose? Market share?! Pah!
     Reply
    bzr was starred bzr was unstarred
    Image of DarkCobra DarkCobra
    02/11/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept: Sideswipe In Disguise
    Super kewl and I'd love to have one. Now back to reality . . . GM please get to work making a simple, affordable, reasonable range electric vehicle and leave the super cars to the exotic car makers.
     Reply
    DarkCobra was starred DarkCobra was unstarred
    Image of spankyshay spankyshay
    02/11/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept: Sideswipe In Disguise
    Crikey mate, that stingray looks dangerous! (I couldn't help myself...)


    Seriously, I'm not a fan. I think they went too angular. Looks like a Caddy and a Lambo had thier way with it.

     Reply
    spankyshay was starred spankyshay was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    02/11/09

    @spankyshay: It's fitting for Sideswipe though, originally he WAS a Lambo.
     Reply
    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Image of weatherman weatherman
    02/11/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept: Sideswipe In Disguise
    I suppose it's fine as a concept, and I love the idea that some of those classic elements might be coming back in future cars, but this car is just a little too exaggerated for my taste. The the front fenders are nice, though rear ones are just too extreme. The dimples on the side of the smiling face front grill make it look like Jim Carey in the Mask.
     Reply
    weatherman was starred weatherman was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    02/11/09

    @weatherman: And the exhaust pipes make it look like it has bacne.
     Reply
    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/11/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept: Sideswipe In Disguise
    If the new 'Vette looks anything like this...


    Oh, who am I kidding? I saw the Volt concept in the other robot movie, and now look what's happened.

     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    02/11/09

    @A strolling player: But that's a family car. With the Vette they can do anything they want.
     Reply
    Xeno was starred Xeno was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/11/09

    @Xeno: But a revolutionary family car that defines a new segment. You can't tell me the NHW20 Prius design wasn't radical.


    And I doubt a dose of badass would hurt sales. Fuel economy, yes. Sales? No.

     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of lnlogauge lnlogauge
    02/11/09

    In reply to Corvette Stingray Concept: Sideswipe In Disguise
    So basically, we pay 10.00 to sit through a 90 minute Chevrolet infomercial.
     Reply
    lnlogauge was starred lnlogauge was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/11/09

    @lnlogauge: infomercials have better actors
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/11/09

    @Jo Schmo *Now with 30% more obscure references: Billy Mays here with the all new 2011 Chevorlet Spark!
     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/11/09

    @engineerd is missing Murilee: Had to engage the screen wipers for that, but I think I can do ya one better: "Michael Bay here with the all new 2011 Chevrolet Spark!
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/11/09

    @Jo Schmo *Now with 30% more obscure references: Good job. I have water in my nose now.


    @Daniel Horney: He said *better* actors, not *hotter* actors. Although, extreme hotness does make up for many shortcomings.

     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    02/11/09

    @engineerd: I'm living proof of that!
     Reply
    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jalopnik account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.