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Get Shorty: A Mega-Gallery Of Short Car Compensation
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this was the whole reason I loved Micro Machines.
They were the best thing to have when you didn't get your own room, and the teachers always confiscated hot wheels to assimilate into their very own illegally seized collection!
I would have popped them into my mouth had I ever been caught.
Secretly I think they liked watching me play with myself.
07/09/09
I didn't think a true Mini Cooper could be made smaller yet still be able to carry a person.
I've been schooled.
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That's Reader's Digest quality.
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Its not that I'm not packing heat. Its just that everybody has to know how big my penis is, by relation of the size of my car.
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Is it weird that, a front-wheel-drive, preferably turbo'd-4-and-manual-equipped hatchbox like the shorty Caravan would be my ideal vehicle, if only it weren't a Chrysler?
Is it weird that I can't think of a third weird thing to say about these weird vehicles?
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You can see the front here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/daveseven/2751583402/
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The Voyager/Caravan was one of the best minivans of its time. I suppose that's the same as saying the smartest retard, but still we're not talking Yugo levels of crappyness here.
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Also, it is hilarious that you can shorty a car to its limits and still have a wheelbase longer than a normal mini.
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I've always wanted to put an S10 pickup cab and shortie flatbed on a 2-door S10 Blazer frame.
Does that make me a bad person?