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    Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
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    Image of Armand Armand
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    Did anyone else notice that the Subaru ad refers to the flat-four engine as "Quadrozontal?" That's fucking awesome.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    What is this, Boner Week on Jalopnik?
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    I was kinda hoping to see that Pacer ad again..



    That Charger ad is a trip- I had that same ad tacked to the wall beside my bed for years.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    What is this, Sweeps Week?
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    You know what the tagline on ALL these ads should be?


    "One way or another, you still have to pay for it."

     Reply
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    Image of nataku8_e30 nataku8_e30
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    hehe, quadrazontal engine
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    06/23/09

    @nataku83: It sounds so dirty when you put it that way.
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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    That Subaru makes me wanna experiment the quadrozontal position with M.F.
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    BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was starred BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    The translation of #5 is meant to say something like, "mechanics are looking for second careers": i.e., the Honda performs so well, they need to explore alternate career options. The other two ads posted on the site explore the theme with, instead of the woman, an origami piece on the one hand and a chef’s hat in the other. Strange. Alternative careers for mechanics would appear to be: masseur, origami artist, and chef.
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    way of the future boys, way of the future.
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    Image of clinto clinto
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    Is that Robert Urich in the Subaru ad?
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    "Quadrozontal" is now my favorite word.


    Thanks, Front Drive Subaru.

     Reply
    Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was starred Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was unstarred
    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    I can only hope that this was cross-posted to Gawker and Jezebel.
     Reply
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    Image of Alexandre Korda Alexandre Korda
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    You guys forgot this one…

    [jalopnik.com]
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/23/09

    @Alexandre Korda: That was awesome.


    Kudos to you for remembering that one.

     Reply
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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    That's not Hot Wheels.. that's MatchBox..


    The big logo in the top righ... ahh.. you weren't looking at the logo..

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/23/09

    @WheatKing: Logo? You mean to tell me that there is a logo in that picture?


    Next you'll be telling me there's a toy car in the picture.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/23/09

    @pauljones: I will confess to having missed the car the first two times through the gallery.
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/23/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: I did, too. I almost feel guilty about it, but wow, that is a very attractive woman.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of tonyola tonyola
    06/23/09

    In reply to Ten Highly-Suggestive Automotive Print Ads
    While intently studying these ads, I noticed one odd thing - if #3 is a Ford ad, why is the man driving an Opel Kadett? Either the images have fogged up your eyes, or those old tales of self-abuse causing blindness are true.
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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    06/23/09

    @tonyola: That's what that is.
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    Matt Hardigree was starred Matt Hardigree was unstarred
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