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F1 Teams Plan To Avoid Mosley In Monaco
Drivers, team bosses and senior executives from major sponsors are making elaborate plans to avoid meeting or being photographed with Max Mosley during the Monaco Grand Prix. The May 25th race will be the first Mosley will attend since the Max Mosley Sex Video leaked. According to The Times, some teams are even going as far as employing scouts to keep them informed of Mosley's location and movements. More »
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McLaren Boss Ron Dennis Denies Setting Up Max Mosley
Ron Dennis has denied allegations that he was responsible for setting up the Max Mosley sex video scandal. It has been suggested that McLaren may have facilitated the News of the World investigation in response to the $100 million fine they received from FIA last year. More »
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F1 Boss Max Mosley Caught With Five Hookers In Nazi Orgy Video Scandal
FIA President Max Mosley has been caught on film taking part in a Nazi fetish orgy, a British tabloid revealed earlier today. Although we initially thought it was the world's zaniest April Fool's joke, we were wrong. Sick and wrong. During the five-hour orgy video, which the tabloid also has in possession (and which we have a quick clip from up top) Mosley both dominated and submitted to the five hookers, who dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners. The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding.More »
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Aston Martin Turns Mom To MILF, Who Knew?
Aston Martin decided to take a classy route with its latest print advertising campaign for the V8 Vantage. I've been known to be a connoisseur of all things mom, MILF and cougar-like, so I naturally give this advertisement a bold thumbs-up. But I have a feeling those parent-y types out there may have a problem with little Timmy being exposed to advertisements that so blatantly throw around the MILF acronym. Click below to see the advertisement in its full size.More »
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Callme Prism Displays Your Phone Number In The Window
What only can be assumed is a device to pick up ladies on the interstate, the Callme Prism is a small LCD display that can attach to a windshield and display up to 10 different phone numbers. This is great for those times that you want to snag some highway lovin'. But if youj're on the receiving end of that amorous messaging, do you really want to be dating someone who owns a device that's sole purpose is to display a phone number to the world? More »
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Penis Car Is Something To Get Excited About
Excited? Get it? It's because it's an erect penis! This moderately NSFW clip involves a young chap, two ladies and one hell of an unfortunately sub-compact penis car capable of becoming aroused. I'll have to admit, I was mildly surprised by the uncircumcised nature of the penis car. When modifying a car to look like a penis is the religious or cultural nature of the family taken into consideration? [Via]
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NUDAR Turns Your GPS Into A Boobie Finder
GPS Navigation has been around for quite a few years and it's a damn shame that it has taken this long for a NUDAR to come around. NUDAR is a company compiling a GPS point-of-interest file capable of directing an individual to any establishment that would provide nudity, such as (and most popularly) strip clubs, but also including nude beaches, resorts, festivals,
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Auto Suck, The 12V DC Electric Blowjob Machine
I need to calm down for a second. The potential for this post is mind boggling—snow dicks, dragons and more! I'll just get right to the facts—this 12V-powered device runs off a car's cigarette lighter (or 12V outlet, if you don't happen to be driving around in a old Lincoln), looks like a pair of lips, fits around your willy, and sucks, period. It's available for $38 and would make a great Valentine's Day gift, to yourself, of course. Still doubting its ability? Check out the review. More »
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What's a Snowdickfor?
Fer putting in the back of your truck of course. We didn't really know how to handle this suggestively shaped 7 foot tall snow sculpture in the back of this GM pickup. We went for tact and made sure it was pseudo-worksafe above the fold, but below we have it flopped out being displayed in all its glory. How far are we willing to go to bring you the offbeat and the weird? Truck nuts indeed. More »
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"Carma Sutra" Helps Do The Uncanny: Sex In A Car (Sans Dragons)
Valentine's Day is coming up, and if you are anything like me, you've found yourself in peculiar situations where getting a room simply isn't an option. Carma Sutra (yuk, yuk) looks to solve that problem, or at least attempt to. We've seen a similar guide with the Haynes Sex Manual, but if you're looking to get truly adventurous in the confines of your vehicle, Carma Sutra is the only way to go. More »
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Couple Busted in Car While "Testing 58 Erection Pills"
Everybody is guilty of the occasional in-car hanky panky, but a couple in The Hague, Netherlands has raised the bar. When confronted by officers suspicious of the fogged up windows (and rocking motion) the nude occupants offered a surprising excuse for their state - they claimed to be merely researching the effects of 58 erection pills. What?! Simultaneously? Sequentially? In one sitting? The 53 year old fellow and his 19 year old test volunteer almost got away with it, but the fuzz found some marijuana on the guy and summarily arrested him (out of jealousy). [Expatica.com]
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Haynes Now Offers Shop Manual For Sex!
As some of you may remember from all the talk about the Driveshaft Through The Skull warning symbol, I'm a technical writer by trade. That means that I'm sort of a snob when it comes to automotive repair books; if I'm going to use a book to tell me that how to fix a car, by God, it's going to be the factory-issued shop manual (pounds fist on table) or nothing! None of these Chilton or Haynes or other quasi-generic guides will receive my greasy thumbprints on their pages! But UK-based Haynes now has a shop manual that leaves the car manufacturers' books in the dust: The Haynes Sex Manual! Not only does it provide step-by-step how-tos (including, we hope, the guide to the best positions to use when steaming up the windows of a Reliant Robin), but you even get handy troubleshooting flowcharts! Thanks to LTDScott for the tip! [Haynes]
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Dragons Having Sex with Cars
We've seen some pretty strange fetishes online, but this one takes the cake. It also wins points for doing exactly what it says on the tin, in very graphic detail. You really don't want to open this link at work, home or anywhere else, so don't say we didn't warn you. Dragon Heart will never be the same to us again. Don't click here
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Strippers! Hobos! Vans! Hobo Stripper!
Generally, when we think of strippers, we tend to think back to fall nights in Las Vegas surrounded by girls "working their way through college." But we've also known some very sharp and interesting women who've plied the trade for a time. Add another to the list. Stripper Hobo is Tara, an itinerant exotic dancer who lives out of a Chevrolet Astro with her dog. As one might expect, she's also somewhat of a hippie. We spent an hour stumbling around her blog this morning, taking in stories on everything from swapping a water pump to Alaskan hippie buses to picking the right club to work at. And don't worry, it's work-safe. Well, except for the ass-cleavage on the lead post. [Hobo Stripper]
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