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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    09/25/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    I'm sure if you visited www.trackdays.com, you'd find most would prefer trackdays over sex. I, however, prefer them before.
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    Image of littleYodaPickup littleYodaPickup
    09/25/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    Do I love my truck more than sex? No. But you have to take availability into account here. You see, I'm married, and we all know what that means. I don't get headaches, either, so don't you believe that old-wives tale.

    Also, driving my truck in public will not land me in jail.
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    Deartháir II: The Return promoted this comment Edited by littleYodaPickup at 09/25/09 12:26 PM littleYodaPickup was starred littleYodaPickup was unstarred
    Image of MaWeiTao MaWeiTao
    09/25/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    I think we need to clarify that they mean American men who visit PickupTrucks.com
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    09/25/09

    @MaWeiTao: Hehe
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    09/25/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    Thank God I'm a fake American.
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    Image of Ehrich Blackhound Ehrich Blackhound
    09/25/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    "A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile."

    -- Ferris Bueller
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    09/25/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    Recent men that study reveal that their women show personality.
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    Image of diskreet diskreet
    09/24/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    I wouldn't enjoy sex either if my penis was 2" long.
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    Rockford Brodie: I shave my legs, not his ass! promoted this comment diskreet was starred diskreet was unstarred
    Image of superbadd75, now I remember why I left... superbadd75, now I remember why I left...
    09/24/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    Studies in southern regions find a drastic change in results when men are asked if they favor their trucks over sex with their pets.
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    Deartháir II: The Return promoted this comment superbadd75, now I remember why I left... was starred superbadd75, now I remember why I left... was unstarred
    Image of JeepyJayhawk JeepyJayhawk
    09/24/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    So a survey performed by pickup truck lovers on a pickup truck lovers website proved that people love their pickups...

    Must have been the easiest sampling ever.
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    Rockford Brodie: I shave my legs, not his ass! promoted this comment JeepyJayhawk was starred JeepyJayhawk was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    09/25/09

    @JeepyJayhawk: I suspect that Consumer Reports works in a similar fashion, personally.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    09/24/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    A recent survey of men, of all ages, has revealed that 92% of all men lie in surveys.
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    Image of EMPM, Esq. EMPM, Esq.
    09/24/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    If I had to stereotype the entire PickupTrucks.com reader base, I would say it is probably because 1) their wives are fat pains in the asses, 2)their pets don't like them very much, either , and 3) Everybody Loves Ramond is off the air (although they still have such gems as 2 1/2 men and According to Jim, so my theory may be flawed)

    Personally, I prefer sex, my pets and TV to any pickup truck out there, although I'm really not that big a fan of TV.
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    discontinuuity is happy that everything has been set right in the Jalopverse. Now all we need is more of engineerd's Brefas Scotch! promoted this comment EMPM, Esq. was starred EMPM, Esq. was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/24/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    This is how trucks get flipped. Ask the Dutch.
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    Image of gabeedwards01 gabeedwards01
    09/24/09

    @skaycog: Excellent tie-in! Keep it up... one more today and I hearty click you.
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    skaycog promoted this comment Edited by gabeedwards01 at 09/24/09 6:00 PM gabeedwards01 was starred gabeedwards01 was unstarred
    Image of superbadd75, now I remember why I left... superbadd75, now I remember why I left...
    09/24/09

    @skaycog: That would have gotten you a hell of a bear hug had it been said in my presence. It's nearly good enough to draw a tear.
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    skaycog promoted this comment superbadd75, now I remember why I left... was starred superbadd75, now I remember why I left... was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/24/09

    @gabeedwards01: Thank you, it's nice to be appreciated.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/24/09

    @superbadd75, with electrolytes!: Thanks for that...I love hugs!
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/24/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    Trucks, no... but I did tell someone that I'd leave her for an Eleanor Mustang.

    She retorted with, "Well what about an Aston-Martin?"

    "Okay, yes, that too."

    "Bugatti Veyron?"

    "Mmm, Bugatti. Also yes."

    "Audi RS4?"

    "Okay, knock it off, you're makin' me horny!"
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    Image of CaffeineFuelled CaffeineFuelled
    09/24/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: I believe she actually replied that it was okay because she would leave you for coffee and a stick of gum. That was purely rumor though. Well, maybe.
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    Deartháir II: The Return promoted this comment CaffeineFuelled was starred CaffeineFuelled was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/24/09

    @CaffeineFuelled: I seem to recall providing the coffee at her workplace, however. So I provided what she wanted... but I still have no Eleanor Mustang.
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    Image of CaffeineFuelled CaffeineFuelled
    09/24/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: So from what I'm reading you delivered half... no stick of gum.

    Just an observation though... if she provided you with an Eleanor Mustang, you would in turn leave her? Makes no sense Mr. Dirthair... er, Dearthair. Unless she really doesn't like you, there are cheaper ways of parting company.
     Reply
    Edited by CaffeineFuelled at 09/24/09 6:25 PM CaffeineFuelled was starred CaffeineFuelled was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/24/09

    @CaffeineFuelled: No... she just might see me less while Eleanor and I spent some quality time together.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    09/24/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    Well. I can say that my Truck is very important to me. It was my first vehicle I owned. It does have a nickname. I would at times rather take the truck for a cruise night then have sex. My wife knows that it will never be sold, no matter what.

    Ya, they hit the nail on the head pretty damn good with that survey.
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    09/24/09

    In reply to American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
    DO HAVES:
    Pickup truck
    Television
    Jalopnik

    DO NOT HAVES:
    Girlfriend/wife/SO
    Pet
    Job
    Volvo
    Enormous gap (according to FP)

    So, yeah, I like my truck better than sex or my pet. Survey makes sense to me.
     Reply
    Edited by Uncle Bo at 09/24/09 5:32 PM Uncle Bo was starred Uncle Bo was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/24/09

    @Uncle Bo: Haha, the enormous gap was showing just how little I care about TV when compared to everything else, that's all.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    09/24/09

    @Uncle Bo: Replace "truck" with "motorcycle", and I'm right there with you.
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