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My Car Is My Lover: Dragons Get Documentary

Wes Siler — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:30:00 EDT

Ever needed the whole Dragons thing explained in an hour-long documentary? Yeah, us neither, but England's Channel 5 has done just that with "My Car Is My Lover." NSFW

The whole thing's on YouTube, so there's six parts. We've embedded the first above the jump and here's links to the rest. In case all this piques your interest in a way that you really, really shouldn't tell us about, here's Sex With Cars: A Tutorial.

My Car Is My Lover Part 2

My Car Is My Lover Part 3

My Car Is My Lover Part 4

My Car Is My Lover Part 5

My Car Is My Lover Part 6

Hat tip to G-Ram!

Drunk Man Arrested For Having Sex With Chevy Blazer

Ben Wojdyla — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:00:00 EDT

We've seen a lot of deviance associated with the sexualization of the automobile, whether it be dragons getting busy with cars to their own theme song, or British mechanics shagging tail pipes while dressed in ladies frillies. We've even told you how to make an SIU (Sexual Interface Unit). But until now, we've never actually seen anyone having sex with a car. Well, mark that one off the list, as this incredibly drunk bloke goes to town on the front end of a Chevy Blazer. We're not even sure what the heck he's doing up there, but he sure seems to enjoy it. So do the cops. Thankfully grainy but NSFW video after the jump — have an eyewash station nearby. [Youtube]

Car Fuckers Documented by Channel 5, Horseman Number 4 Also Spotted

Ben Wojdyla — Tue, 20 May 2008 09:30:00 EDT

There's not enough time in the world for the image of British mechanic Chris Donald with his hoo hoo in a cars tailpipe to fade, there are just some things you can't unsee. After the car sex aficionado scarred out fragile little minds, we assumed it was the last we'd see of that little proclivity, turns out Channel 5 isn't going to let that dead dog lie. Nope, instead they're making a documentary set to air on Channel 5 detailing the lives of two-self proclaimed "mechaphiles." Jesus, they've named it. The end of the world is nigh. (Thanks (?) for the tip Larry) [Read more at TVThrong, video from Youtube]