A 41-year-old man was arrested last Friday in Florida for rear-ending another vehicle. He had a blood-alcohol content over five times the legal limit. While a shame, both are exceedingly normal occurrences. What is not exceedingly normal was that, according to police, he also had a "sexual anus plug in his rectum."
Police in Ohio say Colondra Hamilton, 36, admitted to driving while using a sex toy while also watching porn on a passenger's laptop. She was arrested and charged with "inappropriate alertness" and illegal window tinting, for which Ohioans are grateful.
A newly-unemployed GM engineer found a creative way to spend his government-funded buyout check and new-found free time, investing both into a whole new kind of horsepower. Meet the "Pleasuring Pony" and yes, it's a ready-for-Hung sex toy.