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    How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    03/09/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    Krispy Kremes suck.
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    Image of tomcatt tomcatt
    03/09/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    Bloggers, if you are going to be the supposed "next generation of journalism", that get facts right!


    The first bustle back Seville was for model year 1980, NOT 1983.

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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    03/09/09

    @tomcatt: Thanks for pointing that out-and thanks to everyone else who did so earlier. Fixed.
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    03/07/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    If I could find a way to bolt an LS7 into one of these, well, that just might be automotive perfection.
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    03/07/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    My grandfather had 2 of these in the 80s. First a white one then a blue one much like the one in the second picture.


    Hes owned dozens of Cadillacs and Lincolns, but still swears that the Bustleback Cadillac was his favourite.

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    Image of Matthew Mohr Matthew Mohr
    03/07/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    Speaking of Cadillacs with missing pieces, has anyone seen this SRX currently at the Cleveland Auto Show? [mahoningdesign.com]
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/07/09

    @Matthew Mohr: Chinadillac?!
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    03/07/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    While someone brought up one of the other "bustleback" competitors, the Imperial, this one was somehow forgotten, the 1982 - 87 Lincoln Continental:



    It even had the option of a BMW Turbo Diesel, at least for a short time.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    03/07/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    Just one thing- this is a great write-up, as I said before, but it would eat away at me for weeks if I didn't bring up just one point: the Seville bustleback came out in 1980.


    /anal cartentive

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    Image of PeterAnna PeterAnna
    03/07/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    Did you know the Volvo 243? No, not the half sedan, half coupe, the hatchback:


    [www.vikeboe.com]


    Long hoods with no butts

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/07/09

    @PeterAnna: Am I supposed to really, really want one? Because I do.
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    07/10/09

    @PeterAnna: WOW! I had never even heard of that before.

    There is an odd-shaped car I like even more than the 1980 Seville, apparently.
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    Image of DrLemming DrLemming
    03/06/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    What's most interesting to me about this Seville is how Ford and Chrysler just HAD to copy its groundbreaking styling innovation.


    The group think in Detroit is something to behold. What's most astonishing to me is that it hasn't gotten a whole lot better after all these years. Look at the current crop of faux pony cars. Ford comes out with a bloated, retro Mustang and in short order GM and Chrysler simply MUST follow suit. Another lemming leap into the ocean!

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    03/06/09

    @DrLemming: @DrLemming: Oh, God. How does one fathom that turd that is the '82 Continental. At least the Cadillac was original; Ford had two years to realize that a bustleback was a horrible idea and they did it anyway.


    On the other hand, the Lincoln at least had a 302.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/06/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    oh my god.


    Normally I try to concentrate my thoughts into one post but I just had a "EUREKA" moment.


    I just got what this was trying to be.


    This car was TRYING (AND FAILED) to be a Citroen DS in the rear.

    I can see the weird Citroen cut along the tail but the execution... oh lord.


    This car MIGHT have MAYBE been okay if the front had been styled similarly to match the front and if it weren't so utterly useless mechanically then maybe it wouldn't be such an awful car.


    But no, it was an attempt to add Citroen bodylines to an already terrible Cadillac. I get the "french" influence now.


    For shame.

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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    03/06/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    Very nice article indeed. And if I'd thought of it, this could've been one of my "hate to love" cars.. although I must say, I prefer Imperial's take on the idea.
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    Image of rip rip
    03/06/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    What is that in the first picture a fake convertible top with the top removed?
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    03/06/09

    @rip: Looks like it. I like that somebody went through the trouble to remove the vinyl, then clean and repaint the roof, but left that trim on.


    That's a pain in the ass job, too. My mom had a '75 Hornet hatchback with a vinyl roof. It eventually cracked and faded to the point where it just looked like crap and she wanted it removed. Somehow, a body shop guy agreed to do it. When we got the car back, he said something to the effect of "I'm never doing that again."

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    Image of bzr bzr
    03/06/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    I had a cheap Matchbox model of this car when I was kid, and I could never figure it out. I don't think I've ever seen one of these on the road either.


    Still, gotta give them credit for trying to, uh, combine the hideous neoclassical Zimmer with the cynicism of a Malaise era GM?

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/06/09

    @bzr: Got Money? I don't either.: I had a Hot Wheels one that I actually rather liked.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/06/09

    @bzr: Got Money? I don't either.: I've seen plenty in real life and it saddens me more of them aren't crushed yet.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/06/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    This car is a monstrocity and an abortion of styling in a way the ungainly Infiniti J30 never was.


    I have always hated this car with a passion and though I admire your passion for this quirky, WEIRD vehicle, I hate them because I'd walk by one every day on my way home from school in highschool, and I always thought, GOD, that is an UGLY car.


    Nice article but... that car.

    Ugh. That car.


    I guess what the Cadillac Seville has become my posterchild car for everything that was wrong with cars during the Malaise era and this car really seems to be the pinnacle of it.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/06/09

    @Plecostomus - Thunderbird-brain: This compares nicely to the J30 actually, in that they're both awkwardly styled, but all the Seville's awkwardness is in the back and HOLY SHIT is it concentrated (but the car would be fine if truncated at the C-pillar), while the J30 is just overall unpleasant.


    The J30 was useless on the inside, with subcompact-like room, while the Seville was fine. However, the Seville was mechanically a piece of shit, while the J30 was fine.


    Hmm. Nissan-powered Sevillamino, anyone?

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/06/09

    In reply to How I Fell In Love With a Cadillac With No Ass
    It looks like they were trying to emulate the look of a '30s car using ostensibly worse '80s technology.
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