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Detroit, 3:50 AM
Sun Nov 22
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11/05/08
11/05/08
But now that the GT-R has a price that puts it into Balla territory, and the silly ricer shops seem to have the money to afford them the GT-R is now the new weapon of choice, and I for one am happy, I'm sick of the Civic having a largely incorrect reputation in that regard.
Seriously all of the WORST ricer jobs I have seen are on Nissans/Saturns/Hyundai/Mustangs... Yeah there are a lot on Hondas too, but the ones that really stick out in my mind that I have seen are not.
11/05/08
^hehehehe
^OMMFinG!
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11/04/08
Is Godzilla's face styled after a minivan?
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11/05/08
But unfortunately the result of that mating had downs-syndrome and thus we arrive at the GT-R.
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11/05/08
Wait, nevermind, the taste-proofing comes factory installed. My mistake.
10/30/08
This functional machine combines "Built Ford Tough" performance with a man-sized custom loadbed food processor. Stainless steel chopping blades combine effortlessly with the massive torque of the 320hp E85 V8 engine to produce finely puréed Toby Keith at the flick of a switch, vastly improving road manners and reducing CO2 emissions.
Any others?
10/30/08
Oh, wait, THEY ALL ARE!
/wrists
10/30/08
10/30/08
[www.offroadunlimited.com]
10/30/08
Cheesy faux beadlock wheels.
Semi-functional lift
Tacky fender flares
Bunch of lame bolt-on stuff, just like every other truck at SEMA
I hate show trucks. This is so beneath ORU.
10/30/08
10/30/08
Of course, I have to look past the irksome "X" in their company name. Then I'll have to ignore the "z" pluralization of toy.
Then I have to overlook the obvious Farenheit 451 reference, since 150° is not the flash point of anything that I know of, and has no significance. Furthermore, any possible connection between said book and the aforementioned truck is lost on me.
But aside from all that, it looks pretty sweet.
10/30/08
Might actually tap into a potentially growing market for pickup sales.
10/29/08
Just sayin'...
10/29/08
10/29/08
Actually, LiLo's breasts were rather nice in that movie as well. I'm ashamed to admit that I saw it, but I stuck at home, really sick, in a small town with about 9 movie rentals in a gas station, and my then-girlfriend picked it up for me thinking, "It's got cars and breasts, you'll like it."
10/29/08
10/29/08
But seriously. Cars and breasts. That's all you need to know.
10/29/08
10/29/08
/owns the Lindsay Lohan movie + the box set of the previous 4 movies and knows an unhealthy amount of trivia related to all of the above.
10/29/08
But still. It's Herbie. How can a Volkswagenista not have a soft spot for that?
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