NYT Warns Of The Perils Of Taking Jalopnik Jokes Seriously

Be warned, ye who desire project cars, for hell filled with blood, death and unbelievably hard-to-find Russian parts await all who dare not heed our warnings. Even the august penmen of the New York Times agree. Forsooth and such. [NYT] » 12/03/10 9:30am 12/03/10 9:30am

Oversteer My Bagel: Look Out World, Sam Is On A T-Shirt

A week ago, someone emailed us a design for what we are officially calling the World's Greatest Most Bestest Center Differential T-Shirt Ever What Ever Ruled the Land. Turns out people actually enjoy candy-fueled, caffeine-powered babbling. Who knew? » 3/30/10 1:00pm 3/30/10 1:00pm

Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report

As far as The Colbert Report's concerned, we must be the web site obsessed with the cult of car phallus. First, for Hummers and last night, for our sumptuous Russian whale penis leather interior. Whatever works, right? [TheColbertReport (14:20 in)] » 10/28/09 8:00am 10/28/09 8:00am