Arian Foster Bought The Texans O-Line Segways And Matt Schaub Is…

After taking heat from them for being "too good to walk," Texans running back Arian Foster decided to show appreciation for his offensive line by buying each one of them a Segway for Christmas, which he seems to love as much as poetry and veganism. » 12/20/12 10:30am 12/20/12 10:30am

The Dutch Stole the Dorky Gyroscopic Scooter Thingy: Segways Banned in …

While we'll forever smile at the goofy little Segway for almost succeeding where so many pretzels assassins haven't even bothered to try, we're with the Dutch on this one. The rent-a-authority-figures outside our favorite pub ride Segways. And they do nothing but wear loud yellow shirts and get in the way of people on… » 1/05/07 1:00pm 1/05/07 1:00pm