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    Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4

    FIA Confirms S2000 Spec-Based Future For WRC
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    Image of slackinfux slackinfux
    06/17/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    Damn! Too bad he didn't get seriously injured. While I don't want to see Loeb die a fiery death, I do want to see him out of the WRC because I'm just sick of him winning. He's ruining my favorite sport!


    Well him and the FIA, who keep fucking it up with rule changes that are scaring away manufacturers because they can't afford to develop an entirely new car for every major change that comes along. Pick a formula and stick with it, assholes!


    I'd really like to see him go to Formula One to see if he's really as good as the world's best. After all, he does extremely well against drivers of all disciplines at the ROC every year.

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    06/19/09

    @slackinfux:

    True. I love to watch it, but after Gronholm left, I've only checked it out once...
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    06/17/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    I guess that's how he averages it out - drive like a brutal unstoppable robot for years, then every once in a while, have a catastrophic failure, heh...
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
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    Image of SLRSpeedshop.. spewing crap here since 06,now wit deez Nutz! SLRSpeedshop.. spewing crap here since 06,now wit deez Nutz!
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    That'll "Buff right out" Somebody had to say it.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/16/09

    @SLRSpeedshop.. spewing crap here since 06,now wit deez Nutz!: No, you lose 3 internetz for saying it. Do not pass go.
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    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    How long before we hear an announcement from Porsche saying that it wasn't actually 8 rolls, and that a Porsche could easily have done 9 or 10 rolls?
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/16/09

    @BaconSandwich: And that Loeb was using a non-spec roof?
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    /semi-related racing threadjack


    MotoGP was awesome last weekend, pity for Lorenzo, though, he did awesome.


    Oh, and 125CC was hilarious, just to see Simon's epic fail.


    /end threadjack, back on topic:


    So Loeb is human after all? Or was it an impostor?

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    06/16/09

    @Mobius_1 now with a Star in Freakonomics!: What did he do wrong? I don't speak anything but Engerlish.
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    06/16/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: He thought the race was over and that he had won, so he celebrated. Then everybody passed him. Then he thought he was 3rd at the end, after fighting back some, but he ended up in 4th after reviews, and had to leave parc ferme, ie winners zone.


    Poor guy.

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    06/16/09

    @Mobius_1 now with a Star in Freakonomics!: Ha, that's some funny shit.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    Why can't they make road-going cars this safe?


    Its the helmets, right?


    I think most people around nowadays should be wearing helmets all the time anyway, so would it really be all that bad?


    Think about it: Almost no car accident fatalities and head protection for the incredibly stupid. Its perfect.


    We shall live forever.

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    06/16/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Eh, when you're time comes, it comes. After all, I plan on liver failure soon.
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    06/16/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: We shall live forever...with back pain.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/16/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Not me.


    I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather.


    Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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    06/16/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: brilliant.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    American driver, describing a similar event:
    "Well you see, what had happened wuz..."
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    06/16/09

    @SirNotAppearing: ...The mothafucka be comin up da road right? And I was just standin dere wid my homies. So then, the same dude comes up, and rolls the shit ova. Me and my boys was like Dayum. - I know someone who talks like this.
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    06/16/09

    @SirNotAppearing: I asked him to hold mah beer, den it went down leik thiz...
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    06/16/09

    @SirNotAppearing: "I was doing real good and then I went ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTT and then I went four wheels off."
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    Flipping the Citroen more times than Italy flipped sides in WWII.
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    06/16/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: OOOOOHHH. Why couldn't you make a gymnastics reference instead?


    j/k

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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    HOLD MAH BEER AND WATCH THIS!
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    06/16/09

    @BTLFED does not has teh funny: more like "TENEZ MA BIÈRE ET OBSERVEZ CECI!"
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    His summary of what happened is incredibly nonchalant. You'd think that instead of describing his brush with death, he was talking about mid-morning traffic on his way to the dentist.
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    06/16/09

    @combat chuck: It was just a rock afterall... It's not the rock's fault that the rally car was doing 100mph...
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sebastian Loeb Barrel Rolls Citroen C4
    Blame it on the alcohol...
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    06/16/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: blame it on the 'henney.
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    06/16/09

    @vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: Blame it on the Goose, got you feelin dizzy.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/16/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Blame it on the rain! Yeah yeah, blame it on the stars...


    What- we're not singing that song?


    *Hangs head in shame and walks away.

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    06/16/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Uh... I have no response to that.
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    06/16/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: I'm dying laughing. Someone should do a mash-up of those two songs.
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    06/16/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:

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    06/16/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: That would be a worse mashup than Linkin Park and Jay-Z.

    After all suck (LP) and God MC (Hova) Don't go together.
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    06/16/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: In all fairness... Jay z has really terrible beats in my book at least. He should get Dre to slow it down for him.
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    06/16/09

    @pj134: Woah, woah, woah slow the fuck down. What kind of Jay-Z are you listening to? Most of his beats are produced by Ski, DJ Premier, Kanye and Guru. I'll admit some aren't great, but 95% of his shit is great. Here's a nice sample.
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    12/12/08

    In reply to FIA Confirms S2000 Spec-Based Future For WRC
    Well, alright, so long as it really does keep Honda in big-league motorsport....
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    12/12/08

    In reply to FIA Confirms S2000 Spec-Based Future For WRC
    I fail to see the point of paying attention to races where manufacturers such as Citroen, and Skoda, and Snoopy Dog Dog don't even sell their car here in the states.


    Freaking meaningless.


    Show me races with Camaros, Mustangs, and Chargers going at it and hey, I'm in.

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    12/12/08

    @jduffy13: So, for the sake of argument, if someone turned a Chevy Cobalt or Saturn Astra into a WRC racer, you'd be in?


    Before the gales of laughter erupt, it IS feasible.

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    12/12/08

    @jduffy13: As opposed to which racing series that shows cars you can buy in the US?


    Head down to your local 1/2 mile oval and you'll be in heaven, though.

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    12/12/08

    In reply to FIA Confirms S2000 Spec-Based Future For WRC
    I think DAVE (tv channel) have the tv rights again for next year,none of the big channels are interested.
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    12/12/08

    @layabout met the real Santa: Don't you get it on Eurosport?
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    12/12/08

    @joshman - chasing that star: Yeah i get Eurosport,i must admit Dave's coverage is pretty good. Don't understand why ITV or BBC don't cover it instead of snooker & cricket.
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    12/12/08

    @layabout met the real Santa: Because you are in England... Duh?
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    12/12/08

    @bpapa9013: What an idiotic comment,care to explain its meaning. As Eurosport & Dave are both broadcast in the U.K. by Sky tv,which as far as i'm aware is British. Duh!
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