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    The Dork, The Fop and The Stud

    OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/02/09

    In reply to The Dork, The Fop and The Stud
    Whaddayaknow? His ears weren't that great before he lost em.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    10/02/09

    In reply to The Dork, The Fop and The Stud
    Art Merzario is laughin at those guys.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    10/02/09

    @scroggzilla raids again: It must have fun being able to get away with that look. Even my whitebread religious father had some variation of that going on.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    10/02/09

    @Number_Six: Ya think?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    In reply to The Dork, The Fop and The Stud
    Peter, how did you get so many old pictures of me?
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    Image of Brett Blaske Brett Blaske
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    Hey Ron Dennis, stop working on production supercars that aren't better than your first and get a championship with the kid you found before lewis.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    09/30/09

    @Brett Blaske: I don't think Ron Dennis is there anymore. Didn't he quit after LieToTheStewardsGate?
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    Image of Brett Blaske Brett Blaske
    09/30/09

    @badhatharry: Nah, he gave the team to martin whitmarsh because he wanted to finish his MP4-12C
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    Image of The Kid The Kid
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    Say what you will about personality, but Alonso can make a race with little to no overtaking worth watching. See clips of the recent Singapore race for evidence.
    Finally, we got to see the super dorifto potential of the Renault at Singapore, after last year's embarassing attempts by Piquet Jr. At times watching Fernando, I wondered if I was watching D1GP or F1 GP. The man gives great car control.
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    Image of drewdrawsLA drewdrawsLA
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    @BxBatman: Your post wasn't deleted, it's just "hidden" like all the other Minardis and Force Indias out there in Jalop comment-land. Try hitting "show all threads" at the bottom for a glimpse of how silly you look to the rest of us.
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    Image of GoKarter wishes he was James Hunt GoKarter wishes he was James Hunt
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    Why are his lips green?
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    09/30/09

    @GoKarter wishes he was James Hunt: Envy. Of what I do not know.
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    Image of drewdrawsLA drewdrawsLA
    09/30/09

    @GoKarter wishes he was James Hunt: because Max Mosley is into body paint too...
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    Image of freds4hb freds4hb
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    Microphone nose bump,,
    "Thank you, I'm very excited to be back home at McLaren."
    Look out Lewis.
    (said without passion whatsoever)
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    badhatharry promoted this comment freds4hb was starred freds4hb was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    09/30/09

    @freds4hb: Actually, more like

    (nose bump)

    (tankyui'mversitedtobobackhumatmclare...)"

    All said extremely quietly, slurred, and without any hint of charisma.

    God, I'm unhappy he's leaving Ferrari.
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    Edited by badhatharry at 09/30/09 1:57 PM badhatharry was starred badhatharry was unstarred
    Image of uncleben uncleben
    09/30/09

    @badhatharry: I was going to say that his lack of motivation could show that it is time to move on. I was also going to say that he does not have any feelings towards Ferrari anymore.

    Then I realized who I was talking about.

    The "Ice Man"
    He sure lives up to that name.

    [jalopnik.com]
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    09/30/09

    @uncleben: I've talked to his nanny, and apparently when he climaxes, it sounds like a kitten sneezing.

    But seriously, now I have to choose between Massa and Alonso. I'm going to have to go with Massa.
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    Image of uncleben uncleben
    09/30/09

    @badhatharry: Yeah I agree Massa would be the better choice. I've only been following F1 since 08 so I can't really judge Alonso's abilities, he did however win two championships. Massa had a great season last year with one of the most exciting finishes.

    This year there was so much drama, so I guess it was interesting in that sense.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    09/30/09

    @uncleben: I harbor some dislike for Alonso for the 06 season when he was battling it out with Schumi. So, because I hold a grudge (along with him cheating against Ferrari in 07), I'm going with Massa, who, but for Timo fucking Glock, would have won the driver's championship last year.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    I hope Massa comes back and owns the miserable puke, who will next been seen on the Belgian Touring Baguette circuit.
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    Image of chucky2jimmy chucky2jimmy
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    Alonso's going to leave Ferrari in a year, just like he did at McLaren. Massa is the Scuderia's No. 1 driver, for some unknown reason, and Alonso won't like it. He'll be back at Renault, if Renault is still there in two years.

    Kimi at McLaren makes sense, IF McLaren will give him the same parts as Lewis. Kimi will have his ups and downs, and will score an occasional win, when he feels like being motivated.

    The best part is I can go back to hating Ferrari.
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    badhatharry promoted this comment chucky2jimmy was starred chucky2jimmy was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    09/30/09

    @chucky2jimmy: Well now I can't continue to hate McLaren. At least not as much. And now I can't hate Alonso. This is like if the Red Socks and Yankees combined forces.
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    Image of uncleben uncleben
    09/30/09

    @badhatharry: Wait does this mean I have to like Renault now that Kubica may go there?
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    badhatharry promoted this comment uncleben was starred uncleben was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    09/30/09

    @uncleben: Or dislike Kubica. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
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    Image of uncleben uncleben
    09/30/09

    @badhatharry: No I can't hate Kubica. He is too nonchalant to hate.

    He is a kick ass driver that survived one of the craziest crashes I've every seen.

    For that reason and others I can't bring myself to hate him.

    Maybe when I see him in the yellow, that just may do it.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    09/30/09

    @uncleben: Canada in like 07, right? That was nuts. And he came out of with with a concussion and a sprained ankle. Let's see that same crash have that outcome in NASCAR.

    I don't have any examples, but I've heard rumors that Kubica is a pain in the ass.
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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    I can hear Kimi's high-pitched, breathy, and monotonic post-race drivers' remarks already: "I apologize to Lewis for crashing him out on the first turn. I am not familiar with this KERS system."
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    Image of All_Thumbs All_Thumbs
    09/30/09

    @Al Navarro: I can totally hear that in my head now. Well done.
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment All_Thumbs was starred All_Thumbs was unstarred
    Image of uncleben uncleben
    09/30/09

    @Al Navarro: I'm waiting for Kimi and Kubica to be on the same team so they can create the ultimate racecar. After every race they always say that the the car could be better. If they get together... maybe, just maybe.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    09/30/09

    @Al Navarro: Why'd you ruin the effect by putting spaces between the words?
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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    09/30/09

    @Tomsk 9 from Outer Space: You are correct...

    How's this:
    "IpologizetoLewisfocrashinimout

    ontaturnwon

    IamnotfamiliawithisKERSsystem

    [/sip Gatorade & adjust sponsor watch]"
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    Apparently nobody over Scuderia Ferrari did their research. I'll let Alonso's own words from 2006 do my job:

    "Senna won three times, and he never went to Ferrari. I want to do the same."
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    09/30/09

    @Syrax, the hyrax: I'll let Alonso's words from 2009 be the rebuttal:

    "How much money? And I get a car?"
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    Alternate Kimi Raikkonen theory: World Rally Championship, especially if Fiat/Abarth joins the fray.
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    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    09/30/09

    @scroggzilla raids again:

    Scenario #3: Kimi gives up motorsports entirely to concentrate on his drinking career.
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    Image of Tyson Tyson
    09/30/09

    @Captain Liverspots: He's still youngish, I'm sure he's got a few more years of drinking and driving left in him.
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    Captain Liverspots promoted this comment Tyson was starred Tyson was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    09/30/09

    @Captain Liverspots: And sleeping till 4PM.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    09/30/09

    In reply to OFFICIAL: Fernando Alonso Signs Three-Year Contract With Scuderia Ferrari
    Adam Carolla's doppelganger totally nails "Blue Steel".
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    09/30/09

    @smalleyxb122: I could swear that was the Ferrari.
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    Image of UglyDuckCar UglyDuckCar
    06/24/09

    In reply to Formula One Through Tilt-Shift Lenses
    While I can certainly appreciate great photography, to me it just seems like an overhyped retro idea coming back to popularity and being over-used. It shouldn't be used for every shot, and most REAL professionals have several cameras and several setups ready for particular events, so I would hope the guys who took these took some other pictures without this overused feature. The first picture was good because it had the people focused as I'm guessing the photographer intended, but SOME of the shots after made it seemed over-used and completely unnecessary. I'm no professional hell I wouldn't even say I'm an amateur but listening to my dad about photography for decades gives me some ability to critique. And if it doesn't then I give myself the right dammit.
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    06/25/09

    @UglyDuckCar: These are all from Getty Images, where they represent 0.2% of all images takes at Formula One events.
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