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Detroit, 3:51 AM
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09/02/09
Does he have any brothers?
09/02/09
@golferal - Now with more Segway!: More importantly, does he know these guys?
09/02/09
Uh...really??
09/02/09
... in a road car.
Plus, there's more to braking than just the braking distance.
Pedal feel
ABS interference
Ability to posintion the car precisely under hard braking
...
Should I continue or will you stand behind your bash?
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09/02/09
Money? Check.
Gold chain? Check.
High n tight haircut? Check.
Skin-tight shirt? Check.
Yep, we've got an Euro Douche sighting on our hands. Shameful.
09/02/09
Seriously though, is he reading from a script that a non-English speaking Italian wrote, then ad-libbing with Schumey-isms? I have almost no idea what he said.
But maybe it's just because I couldn't take my eyes off those triceps...