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    Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million

    And The Stig Is...

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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
    Schumacher looks like Parker Lewis in that photo.

    /and now you'll have that theme song stuck in your head all morning #ferrari
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
    It's inevitable, so I'll just come out and say it. "crack"pipe. #ferrari
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
    Presenter in middle: "And here, on my left, we have an example of how not to dress.- regardless of how much money you have."

    Presenter: "Moving along, next up for auction is Taste & Sophistication...do we have any bidders?" #ferrari
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
    Too bad it wasn't a Lamborghini. Then it could be a bull in a China shop.

    www.instantrimshot.com #ferrari
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
    Oh- so it's a profit scheme.

    Now I get it.

    Well boy- that sure does take the pressure off. #ferrari
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    06/22/09

    In reply to And The Stig Is...
    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    06/22/09

    @sos10: oops, I meant to add... just as believable..
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    06/22/09

    In reply to And The Stig Is...
    Eventhough I knew it was coming, and feel like others it's a bit of a stunt, the audience seemed thrilled in seeing their once and forever racing hero as the sentient being we all feel he is.


    Can M. Schumi really be The Stig? Of course he can! Just like many other drivers could be The Stig. But who else beyond Schumi would you want? He is the perfect person playing the perfect role, the ultimate answer to a global automotive mystery. Why should it be anyone else? Not like they're gonna resurrect Nuvolari from the grave.


    I thought it was a touching, emotional moment. Schumi is more charming now in retirement than he ever was a full time driver. No one alive is more perfect for this role.

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    Image of LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off! LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off!
    06/21/09

    In reply to And The Stig Is...
    They maybe throwing us off the scent...


    ...I was looking at various driving body language. Ben Collins was a likely Stig because his arm are fairly elevated when he drives, much like Stig himself. And his head movement also appear Stiggish.


    Look at this clip of the real Ben Collins on Top Gear and judge for yourself...

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    Image of domino domino
    06/21/09

    In reply to And The Stig Is...
    noooooooooooooooo!


    ok, don't panic domino, it's just a nightmare. wake up! wake up! wake up!


    *runs away crying*


    (i know this is all a publicity stunt/red herring, but it definitely interferes with my stig fantasies)

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    06/21/09

    @domino: Stig Fantasies eh?

    Kinky...
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    06/21/09

    In reply to And The Stig Is...
    I thought it was Maggie Thatcher...
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    Image of Duff-Lad Duff-Lad
    06/21/09

    In reply to And The Stig Is...
    This whole gag really annoyed me. Not as much as them putting the FXX's time on the board annoyed me. It's not road legal.
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    06/21/09

    @Duff-Lad: I point you to the road driven MC12 Corsa : [jalopnik.com]


    "It can be arranged"

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    06/21/09

    In reply to And The Stig Is...
    Of course it's a ratings ploy.

    Very funny, ha, ha, ha, now let's move on.
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    06/21/09

    In reply to And The Stig Is...
    This would explain why they're having to make budget cuts...
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    Image of TR3-A TR3-A
    06/21/09

    In reply to And The Stig Is...
    Pretender. I am the Stig.
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    06/21/09

    @TR3-A: I, for one, believe you. For one, I have never seen you and The Stig in the same place at the same time. And second, I read in on the internet!
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    06/21/09

    @smalleyxb122: I own 10000 Ferraris.
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    06/21/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: My gut tells me that that is a lie, but as hard as I try, I cannot disprove it. Congratulations on your Ferraris.
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    Image of Robin! Robin!
    06/21/09

    In reply to And The Stig Is...
    The only reason Schumacher was on there was because they've wanted him to be a guest since forever, and they'll only let Ferrari employee folk drive those hi-po cars that haven't been bought by rich arab folk
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    06/21/09

    @Robin!: Rich Arab folk aren't the only ones who drive Ferraris. You forgot to account for the Oakley market.
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    06/21/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Hey, where's my Ferrari then? I wear Oakleys (better optics than anything else in the price range)...
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    06/21/09

    @something_unique_and_descriptive: Substitute Ferrari for: BMW, Mercedes, Audi, or whatever car you drive.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/21/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: '00 Nissan Altima... at least it's got a stick... a horrible piece of crap that feels like it's full of rocks with the heaviest clutch I've found this side of farm equipment... but not a slushbox.


    It's getting replaced as soon as finances and insurance allow, likely with something infinitely less practical, probably a Miata, hopefully a S2000, maybe a MR2, possibly a SC300 or, if I can find one that hasn't been destroyed by the ricer crowd, an AE86 Corolla or 240SX. If, for some reason, I have to have four doors IS300 (previous style).

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    06/21/09

    @something_unique_and_descriptive: If you drive the SC300, or IS300 then, you can rock the Oakleys. Otherwise, you have to rock some old school Aviators.
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