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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/14/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Bugatti Lake Crash Driver Owns Infamous Eddie Griffin-Crashed Ferrari Enzo
    Ahhhh Mr. Coincidence. I've never believed in you.

    This smells fishy now, and it isn't because of the Smally in the center counsel. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Bugatti Lake Crash Driver Owns Infamous Eddie Griffin-Crashed Ferrari Enzo
    1) Buy Veyron
    2) Submerge Veyron
    3) Collect insurance for Veyron
    4) Repair Veyron in your supercar shop
    5) Sell Veyron
    6) Profit! #bugattiveyron
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/13/09

    @Alfisted: Um, at step 3.5 the insurance company would total said car and say it can't be repaired or salvaged.

    Although having a parts car would make you the best deal around for Veyron repairs. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of TechnoDestructo TechnoDestructo
    11/14/09

    @JCWhitless:

    That's not how any insurance company I've ever heard of works. They don't give a shit what you do with the car, whether it gets on the road again is up to your local/state authorities. #bugattiveyron
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    JCWhitless promoted this comment TechnoDestructo was starred TechnoDestructo was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/14/09

    @TechnoDestructo: Leinholders and banks may get to make that decision between the insurance company and them, not you.

    Know of a few cases where the bank refused to let the person keep the car when the insurance settlement hit.

    If you own the vehicle and it is just between you and the insurance company, sure. But this ain't a five year old Camry.

    There will be splain'in to do. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Bugatti Lake Crash Driver Owns Infamous Eddie Griffin-Crashed Ferrari Enzo
    "It is by far the nicest car that I have ever owned, looking to replace it now!"

    "As soon as the insurance company tells me they're going to cover over a Mil's worth of repairs on the first one - all of which I will do at my own shop, of course, at a hard cost to myself of maybe a hundred large!" #bugattiveyron
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Bugatti Lake Crash Driver Owns Infamous Eddie Griffin-Crashed Ferrari Enzo
    It's not ironic. It's one of those things where you turn your hobby into a job.

    Repairing and selling your salvaged cars.
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    Edited by Pessimippopotamus at 11/13/09 9:19 PM Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
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    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Bugatti Lake Crash Driver Owns Infamous Eddie Griffin-Crashed Ferrari Enzo
    This is why he can't have nice things. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Bugatti Lake Crash Driver Owns Infamous Eddie Griffin-Crashed Ferrari Enzo

    He hit a bird. Nuff said. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of stinkycatfish stinkycatfish
    11/14/09


    @JCWhitless: Was Nicholas Cage around? #bugattiveyron
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    JCWhitless promoted this comment stinkycatfish was starred stinkycatfish was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Bugatti Lake Crash Driver Owns Infamous Eddie Griffin-Crashed Ferrari Enzo
    Must suck to be one of your own clients in this biz.

    Idiot. #bugattiveyron
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of Corvette_Thunder_Wheres my trophy for participating in Jalopnik? Corvette_Thunder_Wheres my trophy for participating in Jalopnik?
    11/13/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Not nearly as bad as the death care business. #bugattiveyron
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son promoted this comment Corvette_Thunder_Wheres my trophy for participating in Jalopnik? was starred Corvette_Thunder_Wheres my trophy for participating in Jalopnik? was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/13/09

    @Corvette_Thunder: Yeah, but if you're dead, you can't realize the irony.

    Then again, this person probably does not have the brain cells to realize the irony, either...
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 11/13/09 9:02 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of JSmith53 JSmith53
    11/13/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Idiot? Not enough brain cells? How can you say that? He was driving a Veyron. He has obviously made more wise decisions than bad.
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son promoted this comment Edited by JSmith53 at 11/13/09 9:52 PM JSmith53 was starred JSmith53 was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/14/09

    @JSmith53: I chalk it up to busted-ass lucky and/or he knows someone.

    He also drove said Veyron into a salt-water bay. I stand by the fact he's endowed with poor decision-making as the default. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/09/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    OOOOoookayama... where the Enzos come sweepin' down the street,
    And the flamin' wreck sure smells like heck,
    When the crash is this complete,

    OOOOoookayama... where Italian ponies meet their doom,
    Where a film of rain can cause such pain,
    And send one more Enzo to it's tooooooomb!

    (OK, really, really sorry for the showtune reference, but SOMEONE had to do it).
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    Edited by HoonThatFerrari at 09/09/09 12:48 AM HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    Considering the damage, there must be some serious pussy hidden behind that guard rail somewhere.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    Some anagrams for the Ferrari Enzo Ferrari:

    If Error, Raze. Refrain.

    Earner...Roar...Fire...Friz.

    Rare Air, Frier Frozen.
     Reply
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    Image of Nick Nick
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    stickers. the enzo didn't have stickers. that is why it couldn't handle the rain.
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    Image of arto arto
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    I've seen things you would not believe. El Caminos on fire off Orion, C-beams sparkling in the Alameda streets. All these things are lost now, like Enzos in the rain.
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    skitter promoted this comment arto was starred arto was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/09/09

    @arto: So appropriate a reference; as it has been said about Ridley Scott that: "he's never filmed a dry street in his life".
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    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    When you grab the steering wheel
    You lose all self-restraint
    And dumbass you can't drive it
    You may be rich, but you're not trained
    No car lasts forever
    But you clipped a guardrail changing lanes.
    I guess it's hard to drive an Enzo
    In a light September rain
     Reply
    acarr260 promoted this comment Edited by tempesjo at 09/08/09 12:36 PM tempesjo was starred tempesjo was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    09/08/09

    @tempesjo: Nicely done.
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    Image of antiDesign antiDesign
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    I hope all the Enzos get destroyed. Ugly.
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    acarr260 promoted this comment Edited by antiDesign at 09/08/09 11:29 AM antiDesign was starred antiDesign was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    09/08/09

    @antiDesign: Those are incite-an-angry-mob words there.
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    Image of antiDesign antiDesign
    09/08/09

    @acarr260:

    ...and I was holding back how I really feel about them. I'll save it for when we get another Top 10 Ugly cars post.
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    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    09/08/09

    @acarr260: I've got the pitch forks.
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    Image of c0de c0de
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    i once crashed a 1979 accord due to some light rain..why did THAT not get air time on jalopnik ? huh ?! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO MR. HARDIGREE
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    dwegmull welcomes all the ghosts promoted this comment c0de was starred c0de was unstarred
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    09/08/09

    @c0de: Does this mean we need a "save the 79 Accords" T-shirt?
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    09/08/09

    @dwegmull welcomes all the ghosts: you said it !
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