That's not how any insurance company I've ever heard of works. They don't give a shit what you do with the car, whether it gets on the road again is up to your local/state authorities. #bugattiveyron
"It is by far the nicest car that I have ever owned, looking to replace it now!"
"As soon as the insurance company tells me they're going to cover over a Mil's worth of repairs on the first one - all of which I will do at my own shop, of course, at a hard cost to myself of maybe a hundred large!" #bugattiveyron
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@that ain't the way to have fun, son: Idiot? Not enough brain cells? How can you say that? He was driving a Veyron. He has obviously made more wise decisions than bad.
I've seen things you would not believe. El Caminos on fire off Orion, C-beams sparkling in the Alameda streets. All these things are lost now, like Enzos in the rain.
When you grab the steering wheel
You lose all self-restraint
And dumbass you can't drive it
You may be rich, but you're not trained
No car lasts forever
But you clipped a guardrail changing lanes.
I guess it's hard to drive an Enzo
In a light September rain
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This smells fishy now, and it isn't because of the Smally in the center counsel. #bugattiveyron
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2) Submerge Veyron
3) Collect insurance for Veyron
4) Repair Veyron in your supercar shop
5) Sell Veyron
6) Profit! #bugattiveyron
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Although having a parts car would make you the best deal around for Veyron repairs. #bugattiveyron
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That's not how any insurance company I've ever heard of works. They don't give a shit what you do with the car, whether it gets on the road again is up to your local/state authorities. #bugattiveyron
11/14/09
Know of a few cases where the bank refused to let the person keep the car when the insurance settlement hit.
If you own the vehicle and it is just between you and the insurance company, sure. But this ain't a five year old Camry.
There will be splain'in to do. #bugattiveyron
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"As soon as the insurance company tells me they're going to cover over a Mil's worth of repairs on the first one - all of which I will do at my own shop, of course, at a hard cost to myself of maybe a hundred large!" #bugattiveyron
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Repairing and selling your salvaged cars.
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He hit a bird. Nuff said. #bugattiveyron
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@JCWhitless: Was Nicholas Cage around? #bugattiveyron
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Idiot. #bugattiveyron
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Then again, this person probably does not have the brain cells to realize the irony, either...
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He also drove said Veyron into a salt-water bay. I stand by the fact he's endowed with poor decision-making as the default. #bugattiveyron
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And the flamin' wreck sure smells like heck,
When the crash is this complete,
OOOOoookayama... where Italian ponies meet their doom,
Where a film of rain can cause such pain,
And send one more Enzo to it's tooooooomb!
(OK, really, really sorry for the showtune reference, but SOMEONE had to do it).
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If Error, Raze. Refrain.
Earner...Roar...Fire...Friz.
Rare Air, Frier Frozen.
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You lose all self-restraint
And dumbass you can't drive it
You may be rich, but you're not trained
No car lasts forever
But you clipped a guardrail changing lanes.
I guess it's hard to drive an Enzo
In a light September rain
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...and I was holding back how I really feel about them. I'll save it for when we get another Top 10 Ugly cars post.
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