Like most of you, I’m not sure Christmas is still a holiday that even gets celebrated in America! I tend to get most of my information from disposable coffee cups, and those seem to suggest an outright hostility to the holiday, what with all their color and all. And now I find that General Motors has no plans for a…
The Audi Allroad - specifically the 2004 Audi Allroad - was the only car in the world that carried the name “Audi Allroad” in 2004. No other car came close.
If I could sum up the Car Bros YouTube channel in one word, that word would be heroism. They’re always highlighting some of the unsung heroes of the car world, like that Ferrari owner driving his dream car thanks to his rich Hollywood dad. Today they introduce another: legendary car flipper Jack Diamond.
"Success comes to those who work for it." That's what the latest Car Bros. video says about Damien Stonebrook, and it's spot-on accurate. He grew up around exotic cars thanks to his rich Cinemax director dad, and after crashing the M3 convertible he got for his 16th birthday, he knew he had to go the Ferrari route.
The Nissan Silvia S15 is currently banned for road use in the United States. Good.
Masked gunmen wielding Kalashnikovs and a rocket launcher killed at least 12 people and injured 10 more at the Paris offices of satirical French newspaper Charlie Hebdo on Wednesday before escaping. French president François Hollande called the shooting "unquestionably a terrorist attack."
From Autoblopnik at SEMA: "This year's topics included 'Small Business Survival in the New Regulatory Environment,' 'The EPA and You: You're Fucked,' 'Ten Signs Your Escort Has Venereal Disease,' and 'Telling Your Spouse You Lost The Kids' College Fund at the Blackjack Table: Best Practices.'"
New Cadillac CEO Johan De Nysschen, formerly of Infiniti, announces all Cadillacs will lose their model names in favor of interpretive dances, reports Autoblopnik.
Our friends over at satire site Autoblopnik have reported that Consumer Reports has now been taken over by an alien species due to their recommendation of the Buick Regal. To get more on this breaking story go here.
From Autoblopnik: "We are incredibly proud of our poor performance," said Chrysler-Fiat spokesproblem Riccardo Denauissimo. "A lot of people were worried that adapting Fiat cars for the American market would take away the essential character of the brand. Our last-place finish in the J.D. Power Initial Quality Study™…
Well folks, it's car meet/car show time again. East Coasters are remembering what decent weather feels like and Southern California has been rescued from a freezing, 68 degree Spring and is currently sitting at a balmy 80. This means that enthusiasts are once again free to enjoy their machines without having to break…
The new issue of Motor Balls looks like one for the record books!
Google's latest self-driving car prototype has no steering wheel or controls of any kind inside. And, as Conan O'Brien has now exposed, that means it also has no morality.
Via satirical site Sniff Petrol: 'For too long BMW has had its own way in selling cars to fucking dreadful human beings,' admitted Merc marketing director Marc Merketing-Direktor. 'The Concept Coupe SUV shows that we too understand how to appeal to customers who are a despicable waste of blood and organs'.