Adult Human Actually Thinks School Bus Brake Lights Are Satanic

Robyn Wilkins, an adult human being with functioning eyeballs and the capacity to reason, somehow actually thinks that school buses around the Memphis, TN area have brake lights designed to promote worshipping the devil. Yes, this woman saw a pattern of LEDs that sort of looked like a pentagram, and is now livid. » 1/15/15 9:45am 1/15/15 9:45am

'Agent Of Satan' Pulled Over In Florida

A woman pulled over in Florida claimed she was speeding because she was on a "hell mission." You can include Port St. Lucie police in your nightly prayers tonight for thwarting this agent of satan. » 10/13/14 4:00pm 10/13/14 4:00pm

Women, Money, Power... or a Renault Clio?


So you're a young Argentinian dude and you find your Renault in a bit of a pickle, road-safety-wise. Señor Prince of Darkness offers you what sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Do you take it? The Clio isn't anywhere near as cool as the '65 Rambler Rogue-based Renault Torino, so maybe the Evil One will throw in a… » 11/21/07 1:15pm 11/21/07 1:15pm

Dodge Viper Burned At The Stake

You know what's great about englishrussia.com? Every God damn thing. Oops! I shouldn't take the Lord's name in vain like that, or some Slavic kook might burn my computer down. Who knew that on top of all their other problems, Russia has reactionary religious maniacs to deal with? Long story short, the numbers "666"… » 6/08/07 12:30pm 6/08/07 12:30pm

Beelzebub Blew His Engine! Satanamino For Sale!

Holy crap! The terrifying Satanamino is listed on Craigslist LA, pentagram wheels, chopped top and all. Turns out Satan is a "struggling actor" who needs to "pay some bills." The engine is bad, no doubt because it wanted 100 octane human blood and that cheapo Prince of Darkness went with the 87 stuff. Only $4000. Or… » 3/14/07 9:54pm 3/14/07 9:54pm

El Camino de los Muertos, a Day Late: Satanamino!

A few weeks ago we decided to always carry a camera with us, as we see the kookiest rides bumping along the highways and byways of Los Angeles with ridiculous frequency. But nothing prepared us for what we saw this morning. Yes friends, the Devil drives a '73-'77 custom El Camino. While we're not shocked by the… » 11/02/06 6:45pm 11/02/06 6:45pm