E85 Gas Pumps Pass 1,800 Mark, Still Can't Find One In Sarah Palin's…

A new report shows the number of E85 ethanol » 10/14/08 11:00am 10/14/08 11:00am pumps in the U.S. has grown nearly 28% in the past year, surpassing the 1,800 mark with 1,693 available for public use. The states with the most E85 pumps are, as you'd expect, in the corn belt, including Minnesota, Illinois and Missouri. Just don't expect to find them in…

Todd Palin One-Time Owner Of Rare Centurion Truck Conversion

Among information gained from the Sarah Palin emails » 9/18/08 12:00pm 9/18/08 12:00pm was the Yahoo ID of her husband, Alaska's "first dude," Todd Palin. A quick Google search shows that "fek9wnr," as Todd Palin's commonly known on the interwebs, once offered up for sale an old F-350 "Centurion" truck (not pictured) on a Yahoo! car board. The…

Innovations In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Judicial System: The Sarah Palin…

You think Sarah Palin might have imagined, back in her Mustang Grande days » 9/13/08 10:30pm 9/13/08 10:30pm, that one day there would be a racing penalty named after her? Strange the way one's life can take such twists and turns, eh? So, the way the Sarah Palin punishment works: First, the miscreant must don a camouflage mask, put on lipstick, and…

Presidential Candidates Accused Of Automotive Flip-Flopping

This just in: Barack Obama » 9/02/08 11:00am 9/02/08 11:00am is a filthy polluter. Thanks to in-depth research into his controversial past, we can exclusively reveal that the Democratic candidate once drove a V8 engine-equipped before switching to his greener-than-thou . But what does Joe “Pinko” Biden drive? And what about everyone’s favorite Real…

Sarah Palin Brings Youth, Feathered Hair And Mustang Grande To The…

We were speculating just last week about what appeared to be Barack Obama's '61 Dodge Lancer » 9/02/08 8:30am 9/02/08 8:30am (as well as his ), wondering what the McCain camp could do to counter the old Mopar's awesomeness… when here comes a shot of McCain running mate Sarah Palin posing by a '73 Ford Mustang Grande with the most 80s hair…