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    Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    Didn't she used to have a Mercury??


    [jalopnik.com]

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    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    I was ready to come in here and say "in her defense I've driven with my headlights off without even realizing it". Then I remembered she was driving a Mercedes, not a '91 Prelude with mis-aimed headlights (they were aimed like three feet in front of the car) that you couldn't tell were on, on nights with a clear sky and a full moon.


    So never mind.

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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    This sounds more like something Paris Hilton would do... I guess Bentleys have automatic headlights, yeah?
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    06/22/09

    @Turbineguy: Paris Hilton has been in Benzes long enough to know how to turn on the headlights-- then again other people drive her when she's wasted now.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    All in favour of taking away her license say "Neigh."
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    I bet Jami Gertz knows how to turn her headlights on.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/22/09

    @SCROGGS!!: Just one more way that Jami Gertz is better than her Square Pegs co-star.

    1. Hotter then

    2. Hotter now

    3. She has nicer "headlights"

    5. She can turn me on

    6. She can turn on her vehicle's headlights.

    7. Did I mention "Hotter"?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    So Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    Calling her a horse is an insult to horses everywhere!
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    her face looks like a foot

    *sniker*
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    You know what? I have decided something. Mercedes-Benz should only sell vehicles to people who know how to use them. All these coked-up celebrities are fucking up the reputation of a legendary carmaker. AMGs are amazing cars. Most of the hate applied to them comes because of the driver. So, now to drive a Benz, you must be able do the following:

    1. Be able to start the car.

    2. Be able to drive without texting.

    3. Be able to use your turn signals.

    4. Be able to not hit pedestrains.

    5. Be able to drive at the speed limit.

    (I didn't include turn on headlamps, because on Benzes, that is automatic.)


    So now, you can walk into your local Mercedes-Benz dealer and not be surrounded by people like her.

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/22/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: And what if you are used to being driven by someone else and they are qualified? What then?


    /Had a hissy fit in a Benz service center once...

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/22/09

    @mytdawg: Megan Fox.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    When was she planning on figuring out how to work the headlights? Why does the R-class even exist? And if Toyota has had automatic headlight technology for 10+ years now why doesn't MB have it figured out?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/22/09

    @TimTim: Mercury had it twenty years ago. Mercedes has it as well, she obviously hadn't activated it.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/22/09

    @TimTim: MB does have automatic headlight technology.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    06/22/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: As I would've figured... but my MB experience is severely limited.

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Automatic headlights... that you have to activate? Seems like a pretty loose interpretation. My Silverado's headlights automatically turn on every time you flip the switch.
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    06/22/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: I love how you call it 'technology.'


    My sister built something similar at school the other day.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/22/09

    @TimTim: Those are DRls. Daytime running lights, they're always on. Unless you push down the parking brake a little. That will disengage them.


    For Mercedes, you have to set it to automatic. The Mercury was the same way.

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    Image of nataku8_e30 nataku8_e30
    06/22/09

    @TimTim: My '92 Buick Roadmaster had automatic headlights. What was very cool about the feature, though, is unlike all of the GM's with automatic headlights / DRLs I've driven since, you actually COULD turn off the headlights in the Buick (you had to flip a switch to disable them, otherwise the light sensor would turn them on when it got dark out). Very useful feature if you've ever gone to a drive-in movie and got there a little late.
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    Image of TurboBrick [LIGIER] TurboBrick [LIGIER]
    06/22/09

    @nataku83: My Olds had that as well, they called it the "Twilight Sentinel". I prefer the Volvo system the best, where the headlights are wired through the key so that you can leave the switch on and the lights come on when you turn the ignition on, and shut down when you switch it off.
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    06/22/09

    @TurboBrick: The 05 Subaru I had did that.


    My parents have also had various Chevy products with completely automatic headlights for some time now.


    If you can't figure out how to drive your car, YOU SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING THAT CAR. I'd think that lesson is pretty simple, but I suppose that would make me wrong.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    06/22/09

    @TimTim: Cadillac has had automatic headlights since the mid fifties. Yes, you read that right, the mid-nineteen-fifties. They don't do much for improving the attentiveness or competence of motorists, though.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/22/09

    @Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco: It's the German way.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    She doesn't really have headlights. They're more like parking lights.


    Oh, we're talking about the car.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    Add this to the list of things Parker no longer knows how to turn on.


    ZING!!!!


    But hey, now we have Sarah Michelle Gellar instead. I can live with that.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    Zing!
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    Image of BTLFED BTLFED
    06/22/09

    In reply to Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
    Well I would think that no horses know how to drive, much less turn headlights on.
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    Image of nj_hoon nj_hoon
    06/22/09

    @BTLFED does not has teh funny:

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    06/22/09

    @nj_hoon: dam mondays...www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeaho....com
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/22/09

    @nj_hoon: okay, don't give up now: >img src="link" Just switch > to < and keep the quotes.
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    06/22/09

    @nj_hoon: Here you go:


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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    06/22/09

    @Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco: Oh dear! Have the hamsters died?
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/22/09

    @Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco:
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    Image of domino domino
    06/22/09

    @BTLFED does not has teh funny: and i had a sugarcube joke all ready to go.
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    Image of pj134 pj134
    06/22/09

    @BTLFED does not has teh funny: Hey, Relax with the ugly jokes... I would let her pay me to do her.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    06/22/09

    @ambidextrous pj134: I honestly think she looks like a foot, not a horse.
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