I'm the Santa who crashed my vintage Porsche on Christmas in New York…

When I first saw the photo of Santa standing over a wrecked vintage Porsche in New York City (above) I thought it all seemed just a little too perfect. I even assumed it was maybe a commercial shoot. It wasn't. Now Santa's chimed in to explain exactly what happened. » 12/29/11 12:00pm 12/29/11 12:00pm

Ford to put reindeer out of work with 'green' Santa sleigh

Of all the despicable things we've seen this Christmas, topping the list is probably this new "environmentally friendly" Evos sleigh from Ford, which the company admits will force many a reindeer into an early "retirement" and "dramatically downsize" Santa's organization. Poor Rudolph, he never saw EcoBoost coming. » 12/23/11 12:00pm 12/23/11 12:00pm