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Detroit, 6:48 PM
Fri Nov 20
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    Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass

    This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    11/10/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    I like this guy, mid-westerner, a photographic 'Loathing' reference, a pic of him driving an Atom and a propensity to compulsively watch rally videos on youtube...

    Welcome to the melee Sam. #samsmith
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    Image of coupeZ600 coupeZ600
    11/10/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    What the hell time is it??? Did you guys mess with your clocks again?

    Welcome Sam! #samsmith
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    11/09/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    Sour patch kids, man them is good. I add one or two and a dash of Jack Daniels to my Kodiak and BOOYAA LET'S PARTY! #samsmith
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    11/09/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    Welcome aboard sir. Hopefully you last longer than that one chick and that one other guy, and oh hell, Welcome! #samsmith
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/09/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    Welcome Mr. Smith! Hope your stay is long and enjoyable.

    Really got a kick out of that road trip in a Z06 for an In-n-Out burger a couple years ago. That was your article, right?
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    Image of Sam Smith Sam Smith
    11/09/09

    @Six Flags Over Tomsk: Yep, that was me. Good trip, and the burger wasn't too bad, either. Thanks! #samsmith
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/10/09

    @Six Flags Over Tomsk: Hey, I remember that! Halfway across the country and rather uncomfortable. #samsmith
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    11/09/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    G'Day Sam

    If you're not familiar with Jalopnik commenters well, ahhh, mmm, you'll find out soon enough... #samsmith
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    11/09/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    Welcome aboard, yar. #samsmith
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    11/09/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    Wrx approved. I think you'll do well here, Mr. Smith. #samsmith
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    Image of coupeZ600 coupeZ600
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    I've spent 25+ years as a tractor-trailer driver doing everything in my power to stop the rear (or any, for that matter) axle from breaking loose, so this would be a good thing for me. Feeling the ass-end come round is a horrible feeling and instinct almost always takes over and stops it, even when I'm in a car in the snow and know there's nothing to hit. And like jewce says below, cooking $500 worth of tires and not having the boss come out and fire you is almost worth another $500 in itself. I'm in.
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    Edited by coupeZ600 at 11/09/09 4:54 PM coupeZ600 was starred coupeZ600 was unstarred
    Image of dal20402 dal20402
    11/09/09

    @coupeZ600: I hear you. I spent quite awhile (although nowhere near 25 years) as a bus driver, most of it behind the wheel of 60-foot pusher artics. Feeling that huge engine block waggle that tail around on wet pavement was enough to swear me off oversteer forever... unless I'm on a skidpad with someone else's car. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    11/10/09

    @dal20402: One of the most nauseating experiences I've ever had while driving was feeling a big ten-wheel dump truck/snow-plow break loose at about 3mph in a total white-out. That's the crazy/fun/terrifying part of driving a highway plow-truck: the blade makes this totally flat and slick surface right in front of you, and the cinders/sand/salt that you're spreading only helps people behind you. You spend your whole shift working on one of the diciest surfaces possible, and when it comes loose it feels awful. Just the crown of the road had caused it, and after I was sure I was stopped, I just sat there several minutes until it eased up and I saw another plow coming at me. When I got up next to him, I realized it was the driver who had been right behind me, and I had spun a full 180 and was now going the other way. Scary.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/09/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    You said Warren Zevon twice. I think you'll do alright. #samsmith
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    Image of GiantOctopus GiantOctopus
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    I totally dig your writing style. I am thrilled at your addition to the Jalopnik team! I'd love to see some videos of a sideways evo with you at the helm. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    11/09/09

    @GiantOctopus: I agree. He writes well. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of OA 5599 OA 5599
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    As a homeschooling parent, I'm afraid this Evolution driving school doesn't suit my child's needs. Please let me know when the Intelligent Design driving school is offered. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    11/09/09

    @OA 5599: Flying Spaghetti Monster did it. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    11/09/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: I just worry that the beer volcano won't mix with sideways Evos. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of Clown Shoe Pilot Clown Shoe Pilot
    11/09/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    Sweet! Glad you're here!

    I love your column in Roundel - it's the first thing I read. Now I don't have to wait a month between doses. #samsmith
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    11/09/09

    In reply to This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
    You drank two Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters in the writing of this article, didn't you?

    Welcome aboard! #samsmith
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    Image of Sam Smith Sam Smith
    11/09/09

    @Maymar: Damn, but people who get obscure-ass Douglas Adams references make me happy. #samsmith
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    Think they'll wise up at the dealer's, if I lace up my driving shoes before the test drive? #mitsubishilancerevolution
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