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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    11/13/09

    In reply to Five Tips For Staying Alive While Driving in a Flood
    For #5, less than a foot of water moving fast enough can sweep away a small car, that's only about 1/2 way up the wheels. #howto
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    Image of Sam Smith Sam Smith
    11/13/09

    @P161911 probably shoudn't have: Thanks. Our mistake, and edited. #howto
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/13/09

    In reply to Five Tips For Staying Alive While Driving in a Flood
    Good advice. One point is that heavy rain also brings down trees and tree limbs and they are not always easy to spot at night. Pooling water also not always easy to see, day or night.

    Now, why is it that whenever a windshield wiper gets a bad spot or even picks up debris, it always on the driver's side and always at eye level?! I have only ever had one wiper, ever, screw up on the pasenger's side. And gee, it felt great to ignore that! #howto
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    Image of GtAkReYz GtAkReYz
    11/13/09

    @Novaload: Hehe, lucky me, I guess. Both wipers on my Opel Corsa aren't exactly in great shape, but the passenger side is specially crappy, always leaving several water lines across the windshield.

    I should be embarrassed about this too, I seriously need to replace those wipers, I'm just too lazy, luckily like the rainy weather around here (it's almost Christmas and it barely began, wtf?!)... #howto
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/13/09

    In reply to Five Tips For Staying Alive While Driving in a Flood
    I'm on a boat! I ain't afraid of no flood!

    I'm on a boat! I ain't gonna spill no blood! #howto
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/13/09

    @Mobius: Shut up, Noah. #howto
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    Image of petersterncan petersterncan
    11/13/09

    @Novaload: Now I'm thinking of Bill Cosby's Noah skit... "How long can you tread water? ha ha ha ha ha" #howto
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    11/13/09

    In reply to Five Tips For Staying Alive While Driving in a Flood
    The "no sudden movements" rule will help keep you from sliding as well as help in a slide. Make lane changes slow, etc. Even more slow in the snow.

    When I first got my license nobody told me you need to turn the a/c on to defrost your windows when its cold out. I drove around in a fog for a while before I figured that out. #howto
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    11/13/09

    In reply to Five Tips For Staying Alive While Driving in a Flood
    I just did several hours of driving on dark, windy, hilly, 55mph, 2-lane country roads through rural Alabama last weekend (just after the worst of Ida).

    Everything above is very good, but what I learned was how much AWD rules, both for power application, as well as for nice, even drivetrain braking. #howto
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/13/09

    In reply to Five Tips For Staying Alive While Driving in a Flood
    Sheesh. It's so simple.

    Just move to the desert where rain results in everything closing.

    If ya can't do that, get a snorkel for your car's intake, route that sucker up the A-pillar, and invest in a 55 gallon drum of dielectric grease.

    The grease is optional is you have a mechanical diesel, though you may not be able to outrun a rising tide.

    "Don't Panic"

    Like Americans are capable of anything else when presented with a situation not already solved by Mother Nature...breathing is an example.
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 11/13/09 12:44 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of CopterBob CopterBob
    11/13/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: When I used to do motorcycle enduros, there was a guy who had a section of flex hose running from his carb, up his back, culminating in an air cleaner duct taped to the top of his helmet. I watched him ride through a stream with nothing but the handlebars showing. #howto
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/13/09

    @CopterBob:

    I can dig it.

    The Honda CT/Trail 90/110 had not only an OEM extra fuel tank attached to the side, but it had both a high exhaust and air intake at butt height.

    Still kinda want one of the 12V ones...dual-range gearbox and all. #howto
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/13/09

    In reply to Five Tips For Staying Alive While Driving in a Flood

    Get a Toyota. #howto
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    Image of JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2 JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2
    11/13/09

    @FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Yes, yes, we all know that Toyota HiLuxs can get drowned and driven away afterward, but I believe the vehicle in that particular picture is a Nissan. #howto
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 promoted this comment JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2 was starred JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2 was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/13/09

    @FTGDWolverineEdition'09: That was so excellent! #howto
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Five Tips For Staying Alive While Driving in a Flood
    You left out avoiding distractions like pelicans near large bodies of water. #howto
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/13/09

    In reply to Five Tips For Staying Alive While Driving in a Flood

    Excellent 5 tips for staying alive while driving in a flood.

    Tip No. 6. Have a vehicle that easily adapts to flood conditions. #howto
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/13/09


    @skaycog: I was thinking of something with more... hydrofoils. #howto
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Yahoo! That was my second choice. #howto
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/13/09

    @skaycog: Contrary to public belief, land yachts don't actually float. #howto
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/13/09

    @bzr: Then I guess it's sink or swim. #howto
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    11/13/09

    In reply to Five Tips For Staying Alive While Driving in a Flood
    One more thing: you've got to know where your towel is. #howto
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    Image of .357 .357
    07/06/09

    In reply to Kiwis Remind Us To Drive Safely With Bleeding Billboard
    Dammit, I couldn't tell what that was as I passed by. Sipping Yellowtail driving 140, I just assumed it was one of those child abuse things. So, I beat my kid in the backseat harder so he wouldn't get his hopes up.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/06/09

    In reply to Kiwis Remind Us To Drive Safely With Bleeding Billboard
    I hope Tampax doesn't get any ideas.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: That while disgusting- might be COTD. I laughed.
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    Image of .357 .357
    07/06/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Thanks for that visual, Leeeeena.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/06/09

    @.357: Glad to be of sevis!
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    07/06/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: AWESOMENESS!
    COTD material right here!
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/06/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: *Golf clap*
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    In reply to Kiwis Remind Us To Drive Safely With Bleeding Billboard
    We have billboards that say pay attention to the something or other.


    They obviously don't work.

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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    07/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Is there something besides billboards we should be paying attention to while driving?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    @Tiberiuswise: I think text-messaging.
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    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    07/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I tweet while driving.... wait, that sounds .... hmmmm.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    @Quattro-luvr: sounds, um...take it as you want it.
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    07/06/09

    In reply to Kiwis Remind Us To Drive Safely With Bleeding Billboard
    I was just thinking you could make anything sounds really cool and holy in Spanish: Nuestro Hijo de Cartelera de Sangre de Lluvia.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/06/09

    In reply to Kiwis Remind Us To Drive Safely With Bleeding Billboard
    I find it interesting that it has been so successful.


    As a psych major in college, they endlessly drilled into us the huge pile of research that indicates that positive messages are vastly more effective at eliciting change than scare tactics like this billboard.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    @pauljones: My sister is a psychologist, and I took many psych classes as well. I always argue that fear, violence and shock are better at deterring people. My sister and professors argued against me- and many times found themselves left speechless. Sorry but it is true. It might cause "other issues" and it isn't right- but it is effective.
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    07/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: It's actually not true at all.


    I agree that common sense tells us that it should be true, but the research doesn't follow that pattern. One of the biggest long-term studies they did was with smoking. They took two ads, one of them being the ad showing the old, wrinkly, chain-smoking crackwhore who looked absolutely disturbing with a slogan saying that this was the beauty of smoking. The other ad was one in which they portrayed a healthy young couple running a marathon together with tag line that said something like "Being smoke-free makes all the difference".


    The latter ad wound up being far more successful.

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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    07/06/09

    @pauljones: Ahh, college psych classes. Filled with the hottest chicks that had no interest in me what-so-freaking-ever.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    @pauljones: Not negative enough. You know what made me think about quitting smoking- the amputation ads. Freaked me out. I thought about it for a week, and woke up last Sunday and just quit.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/06/09

    @Tiberiuswise:


    Trust me, you don't want to get with a chick that is a psych major.


    To begin with, most psych majors these days are women. There is the common joke that most people that go into psychology do so to try and figure out what is wrong with them, and while that is a gross over exaggeration, there is still a grain of truth to it. Plus, if you're already overly emotional or semi-paranoid, learning about psychological conditions will only make it worse.


    See where I'm going with this?


    You frequently find these totally hot girls that have minor insecurities that often blossom into being nearly a psychosis just because they start (improperly) pscyhologizing themselves.


    Oh, and it gets better.


    Whenever you go on a date with a girl like that, they instantly try to psychologize you, and they think they are being sly about it. If you hold your drink a certain way, they will go nuts trying to analyze that, and will then start asking you about your mother.


    One girl went so far as to try and judge my personality by asking me what my type was (referring to girls). I looked at her and told her that my type was the kind of girl who could relax and leave the psychology in the office. It was a short date.


    Yes, this is based on personal experience, and while not all of them are like this, there are a fair few that are.


    Be careful with the psych majors.

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    07/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Then you are in the minority.


    The research doesn't indicate that scare tactic ads aren't effective, it just shows that the positive message ads are more effective than scare tactic ads.

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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    07/06/09

    @pauljones: So what you're saying is, maintaining a relationship with a chick like that would be like tring to keep a british sports car in running order. The outward appearance and driving experience will suck you in to an emotional attachment for something that is so deeply flawed as to make a happily ever after an impossibility.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/06/09

    @Tiberiuswise: Essentially, yes. Nice analogy.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    @pauljones: I just think that research is flawed, although I have no research to back me up.
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    07/06/09

    @pauljones: I agree. Psych majors are all nucking futs. Just like substance abuse counselors are all drunks and junkies.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/06/09

    @CptSevere: *ahem*


    You didn't think I came across those girls by being an anthropology major, do you?


    I am a psychology major, and I can assure that I am not nucking futs; I am fucking nuts, thank you.

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