Here's Formula One Driver Felipe Massa Dressed Like A PirateMichael Ballaban5/04/14 1:54pm298EditPromoteGo to permalinkWhy do you always look so sad, Felipe? Is it because your car isn't fast enough? Or is Valtteri being mean to you again? Is he the one who made you dress up like a pirate? You know how eyeliner irritates your sensitive skin. Call us, Felipe, we're worried.