My parent's neighbors have a son who has a '71 911 in a shed about like the one pictured in Mississippi. The shed doesn't look nearly that good though,and there's a lot of crap piled up on it. I would say there's approximately a foot of dust on it too.
I would guess the car hasn't run in 20 years or more. I remember the son (who lives nearby also) only drove the car a year or so before parking it. I have no idea what's wrong with it either. It's not the typical thing you would expect to see under a shed in Southwest Arkansas!!
His uncle preserved an old machine, for fifty odd years. To keep it as new has been his dearest dream. Oh, and I think it was originally red. At least that's what I heard.
It's probably good to go - like the VW Woody Allen comes across in Sleeper, while making his escape. Pump up the tires, splash a little gas down the carb, hook up some battery cables, and let 'er rip. Don't need no stinkin' trailer!
@fodder650: Those are push-times though, and so it makes sense. It is lighter, and therefore easier to push. Plus, the Germans claim they are genetically superior and thus better equipped to push a car faster.
The Porsche is much easier to push because it has push rods. Where would you push a Nissan? The Nissan folks would no doubt lose time just deciding where to push.
Edgar's gonna' be plumb mad when he gets outta' the county lockup and finds momma done sold his funny vee-dubba-ew so she could buy milk for them thar babies.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I didn't think there actually WERE people like that in The South, I assumed it was just a pejorative stereotype. Quote from the show, I shit you not, just after winning a "race":
"Last night I slept in mah sister's race-car bed, an' all night I had visions a' checker flags dancin' on mah haid. [holds up crappy trophy, almost knocking over wet-t-shirt girl who presented it to him] This raht here is proof thetcher DREAMS DUZ COME TRUE!"
Dude. You just won a figure-8 school bus race, not the fucking superbowl.
There are some oddities to be found in the remote corners of the US, and not just in the south. The outskirts of Seattle and Sacramento can be just as bad.
@pauljones: Oh the guys from the North were no better, but the North stereotypes weren't too convincing. They just felt, like, "you're trying too hard". Big sideburns and a really thick Joe Pesci nasal New York accent.
I'll stick with my Bob and Doug / Red Green stereotype thanks.
@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Yes, I've been buying Prii and stashing them in barns all over the country. Now I see that I may have contributed to Toyota becoming the largest carmaker on Planet Earth.
@Deartháir:.....and the voodoo. The right incantation, a sacrificed chicken, a few coins and some candy for Marie Laveau.....and Zombie Porsche lives to do your bidding!
It's certainly cool, but I have to hope that the winning bidder knows of some racing history of this particular car. Without provenance, that's too much money for a 356 coupe in that condition.
If you showed me the car pre-auction, I'd have guessed $6k at the high side. I'd be impressed, but not shocked if it got close to $10k, but nearly $25k is too much.
@Mad_Science: One of my goals, once I have a garage, is to just head through areas that look like probable car-dump spots and see what I can find. BC has a law whereby a car can be registered if it's been sitting unclaimed for more than two years. I'd love to just head out with a trailer and pick the car that looks hellish, but would result in something outrageously cool in the end. "Why yes, I do have a Packard..."
@Deartháir: I did something similar to this about 20 years ago. I was in high school. I put an ad in the local free shopper paper: Wanted Old Sports Cars. It was amazing what turned up: A Jaguar 420G, a barn full of Datsun 1600s, several MGs and Triumphs, and a Jag E-Type. Most were PCH status, but I was "brokering" them for a local foreign car junkyard so that was OK. They would show up to get the car and pay the owner $100-$200 for the car and me $100 or so for "finding" the car. This was pre-internet so things are probably a lot different now.
I want it just like it is. All it needs is a bucket of suds and a quick check of the mechanicals to make sure the hoses, belts, tires, and brakes are up to snuff.
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I would guess the car hasn't run in 20 years or more. I remember the son (who lives nearby also) only drove the car a year or so before parking it. I have no idea what's wrong with it either. It's not the typical thing you would expect to see under a shed in Southwest Arkansas!!
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To keep it as new has been his dearest dream.
Oh, and I think it was originally red.
At least that's what I heard.
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*Opens up Google Maps Satellite View, begins probing for barns in the local area. Gradually loses perspective and sanity.*
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The Porsche is much easier to push because it has push rods. Where would you push a Nissan? The Nissan folks would no doubt lose time just deciding where to push.
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I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I didn't think there actually WERE people like that in The South, I assumed it was just a pejorative stereotype. Quote from the show, I shit you not, just after winning a "race":
"Last night I slept in mah sister's race-car bed, an' all night I had visions a' checker flags dancin' on mah haid. [holds up crappy trophy, almost knocking over wet-t-shirt girl who presented it to him] This raht here is proof thetcher DREAMS DUZ COME TRUE!"
Dude. You just won a figure-8 school bus race, not the fucking superbowl.
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There are some oddities to be found in the remote corners of the US, and not just in the south. The outskirts of Seattle and Sacramento can be just as bad.
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I'll stick with my Bob and Doug / Red Green stereotype thanks.
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If you showed me the car pre-auction, I'd have guessed $6k at the high side. I'd be impressed, but not shocked if it got close to $10k, but nearly $25k is too much.
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I love unrestored cars with stories to tell.
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Tops on my list would be vintage BMWs and Porsches like this, but anything with an big 'outrageously cool' value as you said would also do?
BMW 3.0 CSL anyone?
Maybe even find like an old Lotus Elan...your PCH would be endless with that one, but isn't that what it's all about?:)
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For myself, I actually have a Lotus Europa sitting in a garage back in my hometown, right beside a '64 Rambler Classic.
I suppose I should probably finish those projects first, before I head out for a field-find....
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Personally, I'd fab something up and MSnS it.