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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/11/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    I thought Engrish was bad. This 3NGRYShZ is much worse. #russiancars
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/11/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    Now there's no reason to buy this car anymore. #russiancars
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    11/11/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    "After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all."

    Talk about changing direction 180°. Pam must have sent in the "A" squad to "persuade" those gents something wonderful. Maybe the ol' pro-am went herself. #russiancars
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/11/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    I have got to get a bottle of the Vodka that man is drinking! #russiancars
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    Pam Anderson turning down whale penises. Who woulda thunk it? #russiancars
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    Image of eddy_a eddy_a
    11/11/09

    @ArtForge: she just wants them for herself #russiancars
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/11/09

    @eddy_a: XD #russiancars
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    Image of egoods egoods
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    This car, with or without whale penis, just doesn't impress me. Not that I think the Bugatti is worth a million bucks, but at least then you have a car that does one thing really really well. This... this just does a whole bunch of things really really dumbly. Whale penis leather? Really? #russiancars
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    Image of Muscles Marinara Muscles Marinara
    11/11/09


    @egoods: Check out the interior. For a $1.5 million truck that's supposed to be the "most of most", whatever that means, you'd think they could do a better job disguising the cheap Chevy interior panels. Or the huge "Vortec 8100" logo under the hood.
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    YankBoffin promoted this comment Edited by Muscles Marinara at 11/11/09 12:59 AM Muscles Marinara was starred Muscles Marinara was unstarred
    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    I have a feeling that this entire episode is fabricated by Ben, just an elaborate hoax that will only end with him getting shot by some Russian gangster who also happens to be named "Leonard Yankelovich". #russiancars
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    And if there's anybody who knows her way around pasty white penises, it's... #russiancars
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/10/09

    @bzr: Lance Bass? #russiancars
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    bzr promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of FiveLiters FiveLiters
    11/10/09

    @bzr: Iman? Barbara Bush? Paris Hilton?

    (this could go on all night,ya know...) #russiancars
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    bzr promoted this comment FiveLiters was starred FiveLiters was unstarred
    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/20/09

    In reply to Black Lightning Is The Greatest Car Movie Ever Made
    I've already driven a Volga, the Siber. It was the loaner they gave me during my 60k servce. Mine had Chrysler Sebring badges on it, though.
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    Image of skulyk skulyk
    10/20/09

    In reply to Black Lightning Is The Greatest Car Movie Ever Made

    I would have still prefered they used the modded version... #russiancars
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    10/20/09

    @skulyk: umm...did you watch the trailer? It looks fairly modified. #russiancars
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/20/09

    In reply to Black Lightning Is The Greatest Car Movie Ever Made
    Holy panel gaps, that was awesome.

    But you had me at 'flying Volga'.

    When it's released in the US they should title it 'Flying Dragon, Hidden Volga'. #russiancars
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    10/20/09

    In reply to Black Lightning Is The Greatest Car Movie Ever Made
    Whoa, DeJa Vu.

    I feel like I have been here before #russiancars
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    10/20/09

    In reply to Black Lightning Is The Greatest Car Movie Ever Made
    Черная молния. Теневые фланга в опасном мире, о человеке, который не существует. #russiancars
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    10/20/09

    @Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish!: молодые одиночки в крестовый поход, чтобы отстаивать дело невинных, беспомощных, бессильна в мире преступников, которые работают над законом #russiancars
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    Image of JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2 JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2
    10/20/09

    @Dr. H. F. Danger: Я не забота о детях или преступников. Фильм имеет Волги, которая летает в нем! Какую часть летательных Волги ты не понимаешь? #russiancars
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    Dr. H. F. Danger promoted this comment JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2 was starred JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2 was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    10/20/09

    @JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2: Knight Rider quote
    katchup! #russiancars
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    10/20/09

    @Dr. H. F. Danger: damn, I am a moron. Still, Flying Volgas! #russiancars
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    Image of ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter
    10/20/09

    In reply to Black Lightning Is The Greatest Car Movie Ever Made
    Today is a special day. How could it not be? Any day where the 911 GT2 is bumped off your list of cars to own before you die and is then replaced by a Volga sedan, well any day like that must be a wonderful day. #russiancars
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/20/09

    @ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter: The Volga's been on my list for some time. Particularly the BMW V12 powered one. #russiancars
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    Image of ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter
    10/20/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: I'm going to have delirious daydreams of flying V12 powered Volga sedans, thank you sir. The Volga has never crossed my radar until this day but now....now it is my radar. #russiancars
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/20/09

    In reply to Black Lightning Is The Greatest Car Movie Ever Made

    Ah. It looks like Ford licensed its Flubber technology to GAZ.
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    Edited by Pessimippopotamus at 10/20/09 1:38 PM Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
    Image of quayzar quayzar
    10/20/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Obviously you never saw soviet nock offs. It's probably poorly translated to "ворвань" and is limited use to the politícheskoe byuró. #russiancars
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