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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    06/19/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
    Think about it. It's dark up there in Siberia in the winter. Coming over a hill and into a roundabout, hitting one of those with your high beams would have to give one pause...


    Brad?!? Here?!? WTF!!!

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    06/19/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
    Imagine my embarrassment... After reading this topic title, I just assumed that in Soviet Russia Brad Pitt pleasures himself while thinking of me...
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/19/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Hello to you too Charles.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/19/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
    Why slow down for Brad Pitt? Let the motherfucker catch up .
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    06/19/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
    F*ck that, I'd roll down the window, bust a cap in his ass and say "That was for MEET JOE BLACK, motherf*cker!"


    Especially in Russia, where there are no rules.

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/19/09

    @Ash78: How the fuck did you get out of the trunk?

    [jalopnik.com]
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/19/09

    @Ash78: My wife has that on VHS. Luckily we do not own a VCR.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/19/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
    Lost in translation: This is not what is meant by a PIT maneuver.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/19/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
    Those cops have seen Point Break too much.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/19/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
    Colleague? How?
    "He is ACTOR, we ACT like Putin protestors are criminals."
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/19/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
    No, I think that scantily-clad Megan Fox cut-outs placed all over the city would actually cause more accidents, as I, for one, have been known to lose one or more major motor functions as a result of seeing her nearly naked.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/19/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
    In Soviet Russia, you still do not talk about fight club!
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    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    06/19/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
    Megan Fox would slow things down a whole lot more.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    06/19/09

    @Sloop_John_B: Judging from the comments on this board, I would expect traffic to come faster.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/19/09

    @Alfisted: Zing!
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/19/09

    @Sloop_John_B: Or, if regulations require a male actor, Jason Statham. He's so dreamy.
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    Image of Fej - it's not good, it's extreme good. Fej - it's not good, it's extreme good.
    06/19/09

    @Alfisted: No shit, I would be racing there to beat all the other commenters that are on their way...
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    Image of drewdrawshashtags drewdrawshashtags
    06/19/09

    @Fej - it's not good, it's extreme good.: I heard that they had to take down the billboard of the Martini chick in Monaco because she was causing traffic problems. Megan Fox would bring the city to its knees.
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    Image of stevecmh stevecmh
    06/19/09

    @Sloop_John_B:


    I would just stop driving .. and park.. and well then...

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    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    06/19/09

    @stevecmh: Nitro?
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    Did she remember to remove all that blue tape around the timing belt?
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    Spontaneous combustion, a true sign of an Italian supercar.
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    Image of clinto clinto
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    The comments on EnglishRussia are awesome!


    It's like the Eastern European version of "Georgia vs. Alabama" jokes.

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    Image of McHoon McHoon
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    I kinda just want to know what the chick looked like.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/04/09

    @McHoon: and some TeePee for your bunghole, I'd bet.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    She should have checked under the hood before she started it. Obviously there was a dragon in there somewhere.
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