"I've stopped you because your car only has one headlight functioning. This is very dangerous and I have to give you a... HOLY CRAP LOOK AT ALL THOSE WOLVES. LET ME IN! LET ME IN!" UPDATE!
Hollywood's favorite mustachioed heart throb is no stranger to attention, which is why Russian authorities are banking on cardboard cut-outs of Brad Pitt in police gear to slow motorists in Moscow.
Russian criminals take note, even in your Vityaz Transporter you are no longer able to outrun the long arm of the law. With the Russian police now rolling in these six-wheeled all-terrain masterpieces of awesome, cops can follow robbers to even the most remote, flooded, snowy outposts of Russia. We've heard Putin has…