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Detroit, 2:18 PM
Thu Nov 26
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    Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    the last thing i want to think about when looking at car porn is someone scraping what feels like my liver with a long mascara brush.
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    I bought a very nice, low-milage Fiat Puto from this guy.
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    Why does a gynecologist need a stethoscope?


    not a joke, I really want to know.

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    Image of Marquis de Saab Marquis de Saab
    04/03/09

    @GoodOldSasta:


    Fetal and maternal heart rates the old fashioned way, plus some old sphygmomanometers need them. Plus even if you're not a doctor, with some carefully chosen accessories you can pass as one.

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    04/03/09

    @assaab E666 wants Canadian C(l)ub(e): Hearty-clicky for using the word "sphygmomanometer" in a sentence that makes sense.


    [Adds "sphygmomanometer" to FF3's spellchecker]

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    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    His website's top banner features an Aston Martin. Sadly said Aston is nowhere to be found in his inventory of just three cars!
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    Bill Clinton has nothing on this Cuban Gynecologist.
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    Are you the one who gives the pap smears?


    Si.


    Well wash your hands, and make me a sandwich.

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    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    Oh sure, that's what they tell you when you walk in. "Senor, free kidney exam." You go with them, they run some tests, and here comes the shocking part. They tell you that you could have kidney failure at any moment. Now, you being someone who cares about health, tells them to operate. Five hours later, you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice. You notice a scar. Where did that scar come from? Oh yeah, the surgery. You stumble around for a bit, and realize that you are in a dimly lit warehouse. Your wallet is gone, and you are half dressed. Suddenly, some men come over and carry you to the dealership. They put you in a car. The worst part? You just bought a Serbing.
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    04/03/09

    @.357:Half Man-Half Amazing: If I have nightmares tonight I'm blaming you.
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    04/03/09

    @.357:Half Man-Half Amazing: That is some scary shit there! Well done.
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    04/03/09

    @OldeEnglishD: It wasn't that bad until the very last sentence.
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    04/03/09

    @engineerd: True
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    This does nothing to improve my opinion of used-car salesmen. It actually helps confirm some of my creepier suspicions.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    No, I said this VOLVO has had a 38-point inspection.
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    04/03/09

    @Ash78: Well done
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    Would Rudy know if p*ssy magnet yellow really works?
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    04/03/09

    @OldeEnglishD: He is possibly the most qualified man in the world to answer that specific question.
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    I declare an embargo.
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    Damn Commies! They come here and molest our women while the husband is buying a car.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    Stop your messing around
    Better think of your future
    Time you straightened right out
    Performing pap smears in town


    Rudy, a message to you
    Rudy, mensaje pa' ti


    Stop your fooling around
    Time you straightened right out
    Stop your selling Tru-Coat
    Else you'll wind up in jail

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    04/03/09

    @Ash78: +1 for referencing my 2nd favorite Specials song (Concrete Jungle and Ghost Town are tied for #1)
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Rudy: Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
    Video killed the radio star for this guy?
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