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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    10/07/09

    In reply to Ultimate Factories Visits Rolls Royce In HD
    The woodwork in a Rolls is meticulously well done, if not especially difficult work for a competent woodworker. With the appropriate jigs and other equipment, I could do as well.

    But being a cheap bastard, I'd leave off the expensive and difficult walnut burl, and do mine in a nice sugar maple.

    What can I say, I'm a Murrican.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    10/07/09

    In reply to Ultimate Factories Visits Rolls Royce In HD
    I rather see Bentley's Crewe you posers!
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/07/09

    @Syrax: I think I still love you.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    10/07/09

    In reply to Ultimate Factories Visits Rolls Royce In HD
    'ello again, I'm Bruce Bruceington with NatGeo back again, this time submerged in a stolen submarine, deep beneath the Arctic circle. I'm here seeking to find one of the rare giants, the Royceous Rollerous. These huge beasts reside deep under the water, yet because of their high consumption, they must emerge quite often. Reciently they have been interbreed with a similar genii, the Bavarian Moterii Werkous. This has led to longer lifespan and a less dieseases, however the older Royceous Rollerous better maintained their classic shape and persona. So before they're all gone, I'm here to track down the remainder of the species.

    The mating with the Bavarian Moterii Werkous have led to some rather questionable offspring, which some belive to have the persona of old, however most still long for the older Royceous.

    Oh, avast, lookout that window there. Behold the mighty flanks of the Roycerous. They consume mostly petrolum products and algee, however have been known to devour a fish or two.
    And after this paid announcement by the ideal coffee table book, "Wert and Camaro: A love for eternity," in bookstores everywhere.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    10/07/09

    @Schm wishes he could bring back the funny. .: con't: we will continue our undersea hunt for this rare beast. It'll be a "whale" of an adventure.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/07/09

    In reply to Ultimate Factories Visits Rolls Royce In HD
    I can't fathom having a phantom. I'll take a red one.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    10/07/09

    In reply to Ultimate Factories Visits Rolls Royce In HD
    Anyone else see the headlights on the blue Rolls and immediately think of Milhouse VanHouten without his glasses on?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    10/07/09

    @Cognitive Friction: Take that, Mom! Take that, Dad! Take that, Dr. Sally Wexler! VROOOOOM!
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    10/07/09

    @Ash78, 3 days left:
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/17/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
    You know, I've slept on this and thought it through. I've changed my mind and I'm going to buy it. I've just made a few purchases, and the limo will fit right in. This will be perfect to ferry me between Saddam Hussain's old yacht, Kim Jong Il's old jet and Idi Amin's villa above St Tropez. 'Cause that's how I roll.
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    Image of CARBONFIBER CARBONFIBER
    02/16/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
    * DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE ESPRESSO MACHINE?!


    [www.guardian.co.uk]


    Man, thats a must have at any price!


    Im getting that! And I dont even drink coffee! :D


    Actually, it seems to be quite a bargain to me.


    Im guessing low mileage. I cant imagine he did too many burnouts with it right? Not like he was whipping it around the track. Probably well cared for.


    Why so little info?

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/16/09

    @CARBONFIBER: I was assuming it'd be more, ah, phallic.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    02/16/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
    I'm not touching it without a latex glove.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/16/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
    Well of course the interior is tacky, some of that stuff NEVER dries...


    ew.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/16/09

    @mytdawg: AUGH! How the hell did I not see that joke coming.


    I actually just choked on coffee. Not the metaphorical coffee-on-keyboard thing, you actually almost killed me.


    Well done!

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/16/09

    @Deartháir is already looking forward to the next Murilopnik: Sorry dude, I know that's painful...
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    02/16/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
    This makes me sad. Apparently you guys have never heard the album "Thriller".
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/16/09

    @philibuster: I think everyone has heard that album.


    Also: allow me...


    Ever get the feeling that that music video was kind of like a graverobber PCH Tirade™? Every other recording artist on the planet saw it and said, "Well, fuck it, we're never gonna top that."

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/16/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
    "....and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves sculpture."


    Look closer. That's not Snow White, and those aren't dwarves. Ew.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/16/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon: I was looking for that comment in here somewhere. Great Minds, etc etc.
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    02/16/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
    I would buy this just to drive it past Macaulay Culkin's house and listen for his terrified screams...
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    Image of moshy moshy
    02/16/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
    the interior really seems like it was pulled from a casket. must be a terrible place to spend time in.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/16/09

    @moshy: I'm thinking "less casket, more bordello".


    The casket treatment can work pretty well. With a hearse.

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/16/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
    He'll probably miss the car, I hear he was quite fondle of it.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/16/09

    @mytdawg: Saran wrap saves another keyboard!
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    02/16/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
    Take the 14,950 lap penalty.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/16/09

    @smalleyxb122: I like your thinking.


    I don't like the inevitable theme for the car, however. I think the costumes would end up being some variation of this one, on the left:

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/16/09

    @Deartháir is already looking forward to the next Murilopnik: You mean the guy standing next to Murilee?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/16/09

    @Fluffy, Pushbroom: I thought Murilee had lighter hair.
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