2012 Detroit Auto Show: Take A Quick Nooner

It's noon here in Detroit and we're taking a 15-minute breather. While we catch our breath, enjoy our full 2012 Detroit Auto Show coverage — every reveal and lifted skirt — below. » 1/09/12 12:00pm 1/09/12 12:00pm

'Carmaggedon' Not Really That Big a Deal, Actually

Los Angeles has been, collectively, freaking out for weeks now about the two-day closure of a long stretch of the 405 (one of the city's major highways) and now, finally, that day is upon us. And it's not really that big of a deal. » 7/17/11 9:00pm 7/17/11 9:00pm

Reporter: If New York City Gets Bike Lanes the Terrorists Win

What is it about bicycle lanes that turns people into shouty braindead panic robots? Case in point: This news report casts bike lanes as literally a terrorist threat. » 7/08/11 1:15pm 7/08/11 1:15pm

Why Not Drive Directly Into an Apocalyptic Dust Storm?

Uh oh! God is mad about Casey Anthony. So mad he sent an enormous, end-times style haboob, or dust storm, to sweep across Phoenix. (Just kidding! There is no God, only the aimless movement of sand across the desert waste.) And the fellow who filmed this video seems to have realized that the best way to confront the… » 7/06/11 2:45pm 7/06/11 2:45pm

How To Save Money On Gas

Despite news gas prices are slipping for the weekend, your wallet's still probably feeling the hurt of your last fill-up. Don't panic! Use this comprehensive guide to help cut the cash you're sending to big oil. » 7/01/11 3:15pm 7/01/11 3:15pm

Watch Love Bloom on the NY Subway

We've spent so much time talking about hatred on public transportation today, let's take a moment to consider the things that we love about it, okay? Here are a couple of cute subway-related videos that will make you go, "Awww." » 6/17/11 1:45pm 6/17/11 1:45pm

'I Locked My Keys In My Car' And Other Reasons Roger Ailes Calls the…

Jowly asshole Roger Ailes, the chairman of Fox News, is a security-obsessed paranoiac who spies on his employees, installed blast-resistant plexiglass in his office windows, carries a concealed weapon, and travels with a full-time retinue of bodyguards. All of which may help explain why the cops were called to his New… » 6/02/11 3:10pm 6/02/11 3:10pm

Friday, May 6th, 2011

This is the Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn't your time more important? » 5/06/11 9:00am 5/06/11 9:00am

Monday Roundup

This is Detroit's new Robocop statue » 2/21/11 8:45pm 2/21/11 8:45pm

During Sunday's Daytona 500, an ad appeared on Craigslist to sell the Lincoln hearse that carried NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt Sr. body during his funeral for $8,800. It sold. Now, the seller tells us exclusively he now regrets it. Detroit snapped back into winter last…