Jeremy Clarkson and his Bentley suddenly fade by comparison. Of course, these guys could have made this better by driving it off the lot into a swimming pool for the grand finale. Always room for improvement.
@SloW8: A proper valet would have known how to get some opposite lock going.
Personally, I always let the valet park my car. If the valet can manage to do a tenth the stuff to my car that I've managed to do, I'll gladly tip him as a tribute to his skill in an unfamiliar car.
Let's be honest. If you had one, and you could, wouldn't you? I thought so. I know I sure as fuck would. Nothing quite says opulence and "I don't give a fuck" like powersliding a Rolls-Royce.
@Deartháir - Now with more SingoFinger™!: The guy in the front is probably his chauffer and I imagine that being one awesome conversation: "Jeeves, what say we take the ol' Silver Ghost down to the south lot and show those proles how a man of class and sophistication hoons a mo' fugger?"
Whatever. English bitches best be practicin' 'cause me and my homies are about to roll out in our USandA Lincolns, and straight sweep 'em off the table.
@boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: By jove. I couldn't help but notice that you happen to be pretty gangsta, my good man. Good show, I say! I'm rather gangsta myself, don't you know!
@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Great song. I was in Italy the first time I heard it, and it was playing everyhwere. That and Cotton-Eye Joe. I wanted to rip my ears off.
@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Noise canceling headphones work wonders. I went to Germany, and while in a crappy techno club, I put my headphones on and relaxed with Ghostface Killah.
I'm surprised that a car so powerful is doing a one wheel peel. Perhaps it's the stability control intervening?
Being a hoon of privilege, if it were my car I'd insist on a "stability and traction control off" button marked either with the word "Hoon" or a silhouette of Mary Poppins with a red line through it.
I can't quite tell if they actually got sideways through the smoke, although it looks like it just kept going in a circle. I'm guessing Adequate horsepower isn't quite enough for drifting.
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Jeeves! JEEVES! You're going to meet the Beefeaters.
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He'll also be asking the Rolls service guy why the rear tires are only lasting 2,000 miles.
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Personally, I always let the valet park my car. If the valet can manage to do a tenth the stuff to my car that I've managed to do, I'll gladly tip him as a tribute to his skill in an unfamiliar car.
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Reppin' Team Continental Drift, y'all.
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Boom Boom Boom- let me here you say yayo-- yayo!
Rolls your body is so large
I wanna hoon that luxo-barge
Put that body sideways yo
Adequate power's fat and slow
I like to hoon it hoon it
I like to hoon it hoon it
I like to hoon it hoon it
We like to........hoon it.
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You've seen Johnny Dangerously?
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You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!
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A "one wheel peel" while driving in a circle ain't exactly drifting, but it still looks like fun.
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Being a hoon of privilege, if it were my car I'd insist on a "stability and traction control off" button marked either with the word "Hoon" or a silhouette of Mary Poppins with a red line through it.
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More likely an open differential. He should consider welding it.
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I looked in the kitchen, and was out of Grey Poupon.
I had to have some with my Moet and Caviar.
No tears for me, I just stepped out the door!
I turned on my Rolls-Royce, much more than just a car.
I hooned here, I hooned there, I hooned on Mars and in the stars.
Through it all, I never stopped, I just hooned! From the Sun to the Moon, I hooned!
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Obviously, that was Breakfast Scotch® at work.
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