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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    Gah! I spend most of the day away from Jalopnik and this is what I find when I get here?

    We need engine pr0n, stat!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    Mum says they look like Ewoks. I say the white one looks like a tiny Klansman.
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    Image of The Kid The Kid
    10/01/09

    @MushyHeirloom: Before I noticed that Nissan was involved, the picture suggested to me that Apple had collaborated with Lucasfilm on the iJawa.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    Bidi bidi bidi
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    The important question: are they willing to slide down a slope and be thwacked to kingdom come by a yeti with a club?
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    10/01/09

    @MushyHeirloom: I can't tell you how much productivity I lost to that yeti.
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    I read the logo as "eporno." Now I'm disappointed.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    10/01/09

    @snapoversteer should STFU because: Glad I'm not the only one.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    Yes we do have a lot to learn from animals that eat metal hooks.

    Lets just hope Chevy will come out with a new corvette mako shark so out on the highway I can swallow these things whole.
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    Image of PHIL PHIL
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    Sure it's looks cute now, what about when it malfunctions and melts down a bus load of nuns?

    How would you like to write that headline?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/01/09

    @PHIL: Robot Penguin Kills Fourteen Mother Penguins.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    10/01/09

    @MushyHeirloom: Laughing... so... hard... can't... breathe...
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    10/01/09

    @MushyHeirloom: It's a good thing most people have gone home. Of course, the admin just came by to make sure I was still sane.
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    10/01/09

    @engineerd: I only wish I'd posted it fifteen minutes earlier.
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    Image of gunluva is prepared to drop. gunluva is prepared to drop.
    10/01/09

    @MushyHeirloom:

    You brilliant bastard.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    EEEeee-vuh. EEEEEEee-vuh.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    Wait. Those things have lasers??
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars

    I'll pick the green one for a prize.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    If I had one I'd have to tell the Roomba to leave a coat hanger on the door when necessary. I don't want to walk in on robot love.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars

    The Press corp BETTER be betting on these guys. While smoking heavily.
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    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    (^_^)
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    This is just the ultimate end of the evolution of the automobile. We started off with simple cars that took a lot to drive them (read about driving a Model T some time). Then we moved on to simple cars that were fun to drive. Now we've evolved to complex cars that coddle us take the spirit of driving away from the driver with numb steering and electronic nannies. The last step will be autonomous transportation devices that just follow each other. Like sheep.

    You can do something about this, though! Buy G8s! Buy Mustangs! Buy anything that is fun to drive and doesn't separate you from the driving experience. Show the car companies that you aren't a sheep!
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    10/01/09

    In reply to Nissan Develops Fish-Mimicking Robot Safety Cars
    I got $500 on the blue one at 5 to 1 odds. GO BLUE!!!!
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    10/01/09

    @OldeEnglishD: GO BANANA!!
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