One- Fuck Crash Week. Is what we need is Citroen Week. A week dedicated to the Citroens of the world. Ok, maybe just the DS, SM and Traction-Avant. But still, think of all the page views! Oroez can snag a C5 or do and do a write up. It would be Frenchtacular!
I think the Robert Opron story is a smokescreen. What really happened was that in 1966 a car from a parallel Bizarro earth fell through a random wormhole onto the remote French countryside. The gendarmes called Citroen in desperation, figuring they if anyone would know about weird stuff like this, the carmaker would. After all, Citroen was already making the Ami 6, which had to be styled from somewhere beyond the asteroid belt.
Wonderfully odd and cool car. I still can't decide whether it's astonishingly beautiful or horrifically ugly. After almost 40 years of seeing these in pictures and on the street, it still fascinates me. If I owned one, I'd be enough of a philistine to junk that Maser engine and put in a more powerful and reliable unit, like a Honda V6. Yes, that would probably involve major surgery, but I'd want to drive the SM daily. I would also try to dig up an all-glass Euro nose.
I wish French OEMs would return to their roots in design. I realize it is hard to do and make a profit, but that is what made a name for these manufacturers in the first place. The cookie cut designs of today's autos just reemphasize the point that imagination and creativity is slowly dying in the TV and internet age.
It always brings a little joy to me attending the auto shows to see the French booths. I know they will have at least one crazy concept car. I just wish we could see some of those in production someday....
@Peugeot--Fire Marshall Bill Approved:
Have you seen the Citroën C6? It's a competitor for cars like the Audi A6 and MB E-class, it has been on sale for some years now (in Europe), but you hardly ever see a C6 on the road (in Europe). Buyers in this segment are way too conservative nowadays. When innovative and bold design is unable to sell cars, it's being discarded. Sadly.
@duurtlang: You mean like this one? I drove this one around for a week in the Loire Valley. I drove it for one day in Paris and scratched the hell out of it. (I'll be lucky to have Citroen loan a car to me again to test drive.) I wouldn't go so far as saying though that the C6 has a completely innovative and bold design. It is a slight departure and movement in the right direction, but it doesn't have that wow factor that a SM or DS had.
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@duurtlang: Wonder how much Citroen's (and PSA's) less-than-stellar reputation for quality has to do with it? After all, the Peugeot 607, which is much more conservatively styled, has also been a major flop. Previous luxury PSA products like the Citroen XM and Pug 605 became notorious for poor quality and breakdowns.
@tonyola:
I don't know about the Peugeots, but Citroëns from the last few decades really weren't that bad. They just needed to be looked after, which many owners failed to do properly. The larger ones just aren't the carefree appliances Toyota produces. I don't think they deserve the bad reputation they have. Renault screwed up around 2001, but they are unrelated to PSA. Citroëns designed in the seventies and before tended to rust extensively, but they stopped that for the models introduced in the eighties and later.
Personally I've got some experience with 2 hydropneumatic Citroens. One my parents owned when I was 18 and got my licence (~2001), a diesel which was still in great shape when they sold it with 330k (km) on the odo. The other one is the daily driver of a friend of mine that I talked him into. A 500 euro problem-free 93 gasoline BX which does 40 mpg (US) on the highway and has 200k (km) on the odo.
@ Peugeot--Fire Marshall Bill Approved
I agree that the SM and especially the DS were more radical. But the C6 is still very unconventionally styled by today's standards
Yeah, yeah, cool car and all that, but what really amazes me is that I recognized the Red Fox right away. I really need to turn off the History Channel.
It's not unreliable! Most owners are simply not in step with it's maintenance requirements.
...and I've never seen any Citroen in person ever. Once in a blue moon, I see a 505 or an Alliance, but that's it. Oh, and my girlfriend's folks' smart fortwo was assembled in France. That's the extent of my exposure to French motoring, unfortunately.
@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: Where do you live? If you live near Ann Arbor...this Saturday, there will be a handful of Citroens that meet up at the Railroad Street Warehouse around 10a.m. There will also be quite a bit of other exotic car love around there, including a few V12 Jags and a late 60s Morgan "Plus Eight".
@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.:
Well to ease your pain: I cannot remember ever having seen an Oldsmobile, Buick, Edsel, Saturn or a 21st century muscle car in real life.
@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: Bummer, but fear not...if you really want to satisfy your craving for Citroens, The Citroen Rendezvous happens every Fathers Day weekend in Saratoga Springs, NY. If you are into Citroens, it is the bomb-diggity.
I've only seen the DS a couple of times, never the SM. It really does look like the Jetsons flying by. On a side note, my awesome Uncle-in-Law Mike once rode on a plane with Jimmy Hoffa. I believe he said he was in handcuffs at the time (Hoffa, not Mike).
Driving a Citroen DS is an otherworldly experience. Driving a Citroen SM is like driving a DS, but with actual motive power and steering feel. At least until the timing chains get loose and the hydraulics spring a leak. But when they're in working order, the snort of the Maserati engine, the magic-carpet suspension, and the progressive steering make for an amazing drive. You need the 5-speed, though; the automatic bogs the car down horrifically.
I think I've managed to see just one in the wild, near Yorkdale mall in Toronto. It was captivating, both for being an SM, and for the abnormal body roll on, well, everything.
@Maymar: I suppose it's also noteworthy that in the same general area, there's a Peugeot 505 that's being used for semi-daily driver duty (at least as of a year ago).
Also, am I crazy for also checking out the Allante? It's no SM, but it's still earned a place in the Parthenon of misguided FWD luxury cars.
You've started my Friday on a fine note. I just finished being somewhat flippant on the stretch VW van, took a sip of my coffee, and scrolled up to the next entry.
A Citroen SM. One of the few cars my mother recognizes on sight. A study in French avant-garde styling. Glorious. Sculpted. Complex and sophisticated.
I said, "Ahhh."
It could have been the coffee. It's very good coffee.
But it was the car. For an SM, it will always be the car.
I wish there were photos from more conventional angles, but it looks like it was parked in a tight spot, so kudos for your efforts. This sighting is probably an order of magnitude or two less likely than getting struck by lightning indoors.
@bmoreDLJ: Yeah, well, it wasn't the high point in my photographic career. And I shot these with a little pocket Minolta. On the other hand, I do like that picture with the little old Bulgarian ladies chatting by the RZ.
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Wonderfully odd and cool car. I still can't decide whether it's astonishingly beautiful or horrifically ugly. After almost 40 years of seeing these in pictures and on the street, it still fascinates me. If I owned one, I'd be enough of a philistine to junk that Maser engine and put in a more powerful and reliable unit, like a Honda V6. Yes, that would probably involve major surgery, but I'd want to drive the SM daily. I would also try to dig up an all-glass Euro nose.
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@beercheck:
Don't forget about the rear...
(wiki: 1.8 million cars produced)
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It always brings a little joy to me attending the auto shows to see the French booths. I know they will have at least one crazy concept car. I just wish we could see some of those in production someday....
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@Peugeot--Fire Marshall Bill Approved:
Have you seen the Citroën C6? It's a competitor for cars like the Audi A6 and MB E-class, it has been on sale for some years now (in Europe), but you hardly ever see a C6 on the road (in Europe). Buyers in this segment are way too conservative nowadays. When innovative and bold design is unable to sell cars, it's being discarded. Sadly.
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@duurtlang: You mean like this one? I drove this one around for a week in the Loire Valley. I drove it for one day in Paris and scratched the hell out of it. (I'll be lucky to have Citroen loan a car to me again to test drive.) I wouldn't go so far as saying though that the C6 has a completely innovative and bold design. It is a slight departure and movement in the right direction, but it doesn't have that wow factor that a SM or DS had.
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I don't know about the Peugeots, but Citroëns from the last few decades really weren't that bad. They just needed to be looked after, which many owners failed to do properly. The larger ones just aren't the carefree appliances Toyota produces. I don't think they deserve the bad reputation they have. Renault screwed up around 2001, but they are unrelated to PSA. Citroëns designed in the seventies and before tended to rust extensively, but they stopped that for the models introduced in the eighties and later.
Personally I've got some experience with 2 hydropneumatic Citroens. One my parents owned when I was 18 and got my licence (~2001), a diesel which was still in great shape when they sold it with 330k (km) on the odo. The other one is the daily driver of a friend of mine that I talked him into. A 500 euro problem-free 93 gasoline BX which does 40 mpg (US) on the highway and has 200k (km) on the odo.
@ Peugeot--Fire Marshall Bill Approved
I agree that the SM and especially the DS were more radical. But the C6 is still very unconventionally styled by today's standards
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I want an SM. I'm into SM.
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...and I've never seen any Citroen in person ever. Once in a blue moon, I see a 505 or an Alliance, but that's it. Oh, and my girlfriend's folks' smart fortwo was assembled in France. That's the extent of my exposure to French motoring, unfortunately.
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Well to ease your pain: I cannot remember ever having seen an Oldsmobile, Buick, Edsel, Saturn or a 21st century muscle car in real life.
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I'm 5-6 hours' drive to the east from there (western NY), and already made plans.
I've seen more street-parked E-types (one, in Rochester, NY) than I have Citroens.
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I've always loved the view from the inside:
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Also, am I crazy for also checking out the Allante? It's no SM, but it's still earned a place in the Parthenon of misguided FWD luxury cars.
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A Citroen SM. One of the few cars my mother recognizes on sight. A study in French avant-garde styling. Glorious. Sculpted. Complex and sophisticated.
I said, "Ahhh."
It could have been the coffee. It's very good coffee.
But it was the car. For an SM, it will always be the car.
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