I hope Tesla owners realise the error of their plan after the sign that is the financiapocalypse. The failing of banks prove that the middlemen in the transfer of funds, or in the case of the Roadster, energy, is greedy and sucks away at the efficiency, and occasionally cause a breakdown of the entire system.
With so much drama in the T-E-L-S-A
Its kinda hard bein Elon M-usk-A
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass vapor-ware like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the greenies (yeah)
And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the cars still chargin’
Cause my big charge station is still at home
I got investors in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til they see a profit in the mornin (proit in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of shares and my suckers do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them investors, yeah!
So we gonna blow smoke up their ass to this
Gs up, profits down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this
Chorus:
Sittin on the street, smokin indo, sippin on watts and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Isn't a portable power station more easily described as a gas-powered generator?
So much easier when that's built in...and stays with the car...so it's always ready when you want it...
I wonder if anybody's doing that already with that sweet little chassis. You could even skip the electric drivetrain that way. That'd cut a lot of unnecessary weight out. That'd be greeeaaat.
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@Psiu! Puxa! drinks unleaded and craps valve seats:
Middle-school? Did I even make it that far? I don't recall, as by that age I was too busy contemplating my yet-to-be-published Theory of Bevytivity.
I warn you, Psiu - don't Puxa me, else I might be forced to unleash my entire writings on the Laws of Bevynertia on you!
And let me tell you, that would be REALLLLLY boring!
Can someone reassure me that it's ok for Lambo to have a $1.3mil car? Because I have to strongly disagree, and I will make my voice heard by NOT buying one - like, even if I could.
So many things I want to do with the three subjects in this pic- but, only one I can do in public, and the other two things can be done in, around, or with the other one. ;)
@Never say maybe: Why engineer a replacement for production when you can make bigger profits on 5x more expensive limited editions, for which you simply make an extra 24 copies of the custom part you were going to put on your concept car anyway?
Other low-volume makers are doing it, like the Aston Martin one-77. Also Koenigseggeggeg and Pagani, where every time they make another baker's dozen they change a handful of parts and give the latest car a new name.
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And we've been rolling 'round Frankfurt show
It's been a hard day's night
And we are now charging, so damned slow
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09/17/09
Its kinda hard bein Elon M-usk-A
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass vapor-ware like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the greenies (yeah)
And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the cars still chargin’
Cause my big charge station is still at home
I got investors in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til they see a profit in the mornin (proit in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of shares and my suckers do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them investors, yeah!
So we gonna blow smoke up their ass to this
Gs up, profits down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this
Chorus:
Sittin on the street, smokin indo, sippin on watts and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
09/17/09
Have you heard the version done by the Gourds? I couldn't find any good videos of it but this one has the best sound.
Now where did I put my juice cup...
09/17/09
I had heard it, but never had seen them so thanks for the treat and the video!
09/17/09
Actually, that sounds like a great idea - use Teslas to get around the exhibits! That would be way cooler than these dorky things.
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So much easier when that's built in...and stays with the car...so it's always ready when you want it...
I wonder if anybody's doing that already with that sweet little chassis. You could even skip the electric drivetrain that way. That'd cut a lot of unnecessary weight out. That'd be greeeaaat.
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@Elhigh:
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09/15/09
I'm going to get in trouble I just know it.
09/15/09
1. Don't go to Italy.
2. Don't take your wife.
3. Wear blinders.
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@Quattro-luvr: Will these work? No need to thank me....that's what friends are for. ;)
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Or maybe a Miura, a C-Class or 3-Series, plus a new house... depending on the price of the Miura find.
Or the right Miura find, a 3-Series, a new house, and a date with Megan Fox.
Somewhere in there is the right combination.
09/14/09
"a large group or collection [a bevy of girls]"
despite the fact that they use "a bevy of girls" as an example two girls does not constitute a bevy. They pay you to know this stuff, Hardigree.
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How about a millibevy?
Perhaps a semidemibevy?
Or maybe: √bevy?
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Middle-school? Did I even make it that far? I don't recall, as by that age I was too busy contemplating my yet-to-be-published Theory of Bevytivity.
I warn you, Psiu - don't Puxa me, else I might be forced to unleash my entire writings on the Laws of Bevynertia on you!
And let me tell you, that would be REALLLLLY boring!
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Other low-volume makers are doing it, like the Aston Martin one-77. Also Koenigseggeggeg and Pagani, where every time they make another baker's dozen they change a handful of parts and give the latest car a new name.
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07/28/09
Here's hoping somebody "poos in their own hands and throws it at him", to quote Carla Bruni's club members.