Damn FIB's, coming up and not handling their liquor like good Wisconsin Drunks.
This story grew legs pretty fast on our local news, the lady that crunched the two guys had two small kids in the car that where unhurt. She got some minor injuries.
If they where heading on '78 near the border I can see why she didn't see them, it does have some nice twists, turns and hills to play on.
Edited by BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom at 09/18/09 3:09 PM
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One hundred thousand years ago, a caveman was out hunting in the plains, when he slipped and fell into a crevasse, where he was frozen solid. In 1988, he was discovered by scientists and was thawed out. He then attended law school and became...The Unfrozen Cave Man Lawyer!
It's just "Cirroc", your Honor.. and, yes, I'm ready. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes when I fly to Europe on the Concorde, I wonder, am I inside some sort of giant bird? Am I gonna be digested? I don't know, because I'm a caveman, and that's the way I think! When I'm courtside at a Knicks game, I wonder if the ball is some sort of food they're fighting over. When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you're from, I do know one thing - Standing next to a parked car along Wisconsin 78 while intoxicated, as her two friends were mercilessly run down by passing traffic is not proof that Miss Andrews was operating the vehicle. And, for that reason, I ask that you find her... not guilty. Thank you.
Hell, I'm surprised when the officer pulled up to the accident scene and asked her who was driving her car she just didn't point to either one of them.
@lilwillie hides autos in the attic:
That's pretty much what I wanted to say, but then I remembered some classic SNL and humor got the best of my judgement.
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"NO, I HATE OBAMA MORE--"
CRASH.
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I once had a fight on the road...this is what it looked like.
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This story grew legs pretty fast on our local news, the lady that crunched the two guys had two small kids in the car that where unhurt. She got some minor injuries.
If they where heading on '78 near the border I can see why she didn't see them, it does have some nice twists, turns and hills to play on.
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WELL, THAT SETTLED IT
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Bah, I should have read the article first.
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(Driving Over Idiots)
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It's just "Cirroc", your Honor.. and, yes, I'm ready. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes when I fly to Europe on the Concorde, I wonder, am I inside some sort of giant bird? Am I gonna be digested? I don't know, because I'm a caveman, and that's the way I think! When I'm courtside at a Knicks game, I wonder if the ball is some sort of food they're fighting over. When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you're from, I do know one thing - Standing next to a parked car along Wisconsin 78 while intoxicated, as her two friends were mercilessly run down by passing traffic is not proof that Miss Andrews was operating the vehicle. And, for that reason, I ask that you find her... not guilty. Thank you.
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Hell, I'm surprised when the officer pulled up to the accident scene and asked her who was driving her car she just didn't point to either one of them.
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That's pretty much what I wanted to say, but then I remembered some classic SNL and humor got the best of my judgement.
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It was a good rant and rave, well done. I'm just not as well written so I just had to slap mine up.
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@lilwillie hides autos in the attic:
I owe a lot of credit to my friends CTRL+C and CTRL+V
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@BaconSandwich: If he dies, he dies.