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    Road & Track Plays The Crying Game

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    09/05/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    Gabby's so pretty! I might have to switch teams after all.
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    Image of area_educator area_educator
    09/05/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    The kid is Colombian, I believe. The name Gabriel has more of an short 'a'-- gab riel instead of gabe riel-- in Spanish speaking cultures (at least, that's what I've seen). That makes Gabby a reasonable, and seemingly not-unheard of, acceptable nickname for a man.

    So, no-- he doesn't have a girl's name.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    That raight thur's the definition of dainty.

    Homeboy could use a punch to the face or something.
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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game

    I would not want to be choosing between Gabby and Casper Semenya at 2:00 A.M on a boozy Friday. Either way, it would be a really rocky Saturday morning.
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    CPO Alfisted promoted this comment powermatic was starred powermatic was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/04/09

    @powermatic: I thought there was a way to bridge these stories but I was not up to the challenge. Nicely done.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    Looks like Stephanie de Monaco
     Reply
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    Duuuude looks like a lay-day! (annnnhk! annnnhk!) Duuuude looks like a lay-day!
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    Image of drewdrawshashtags drewdrawshashtags
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    Ah, automotive journalism at its finest.

    Bravo R&T, that would've taken, what, 35 seconds and a trip to Wikipedia to get right?
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    09/04/09

    @DrewTweetsToo: Fact checking?? Ha! That's so 1990's!
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    Cruised into a bar on the shore
    Her picture graced the grime on the door
    She a long lost love at first bite
    Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
    That's right
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    Formerlythegreatestdriver promoted this comment Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game

    He actually looks kind of like Tom Cruise in the beginning of Days of Thunder.

    Not tlike that helps things much.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    If I were him I'd change my name to Sue to avoid any future misconceptions.
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    Image of jaydez jaydez
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    mbop bop a du bop...
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    discontinuuity is happy that everything has been set right in the Jalopverse. Now all we need is more of engineerd's Brefas Scotch! promoted this comment jaydez was starred jaydez was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    09/04/09

    @jaydez: COTD, 1997 edition.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    This reminds me of a great Canadian motorcycle racer who really did undergo gender reassignment:

    [www.motorcyclehalloffame.ca]
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    He could be the Ladyboi of BMW drivers. Just look at him! I've seen more manly girls than this guy! Easy mistake to make. Wonder if he got ragged on in HS?
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    Image of the dog reads but doesn't drive the dog reads but doesn't drive
    09/04/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: What?!? Got on his rag in high school?
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    Mad_Science promoted this comment the dog reads but doesn't drive was starred the dog reads but doesn't drive was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    09/04/09

    @intimidated by the clever: You owe me one mouthful of coffee.

    (hmmm...that sounds awkward...)
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/04/09

    @Mad_Science: ***(hmmm...that sounds awkward...) ***

    Only in the context of this thread.
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    Image of area_educator area_educator
    09/05/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: I'm going to guess that no, he doesn't get ragged on in HS.

    'Cause he's a 16 year old, successful race car driver.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    To the extent that readers believed Gabby is female after reading R&T's initial article; proof that the penis not mightier than the word.
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    09/04/09

    In reply to Road & Track Plays The Crying Game
    Holy crap, I'm glad I read the article first, cause I was just about to say something to the effect of "That girl has some really stunning eyes"

    /Feels dirty
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    Formerlythegreatestdriver promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/04/09

    @PowerTryp: Yeah, but now I can look. No net loss, really!

    /side note regarding age: I've only got two years on him, and sixteen is legal in my jurisdiction. Some restrictions may apply. Excludes tax, title, and MSRP. See dealer for details. Hurry, offer ends September 30.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    09/04/09

    @FP: NAMBLA, much?

    (in jest, for the record)
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/04/09

    @Mad_Science: Naaah. I go no lower than that, and Paul's 24.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/04/09


    @PowerTryp: Here - you may need to use this soon...
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