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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys

    Road kill is on a daily menu for some individuals (not me). Not only do they dine on Road Kill Stew, but a real treat for them is:
    Shake 'n Bake Snake
    Road Toad Ala Mode
    Chunk of Skunk
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys
    What has become of todays children? When I was a kid we played with REAL roadkill.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys
    Do it...for Tobey.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/29/09

    @scroggzilla raids again: Some of my friends and I do a 'movie night' every Monday... and that was tonight's. Love it!
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    Image of jodark jodark
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys
    That's awesome.
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    09/28/09

    @jodark: Mine has better color!
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    09/28/09

    @jodark:

    Thanks for posting this...it still makes me laugh...it's a sick, demented laugh, but I'll take what I can get.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys
    Do they also odorize them with that sickening sweet stench of death? Are they stiff with rigor mortise, or are they past that stage with a putrid softness? These are things I need to know before I buy a fake road killed stuffed animal.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys
    I don't need plush toys to traumatize my kids.
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    09/28/09

    @Alfisted: me niether, I find my repressed anger and bourbon pretty well takes care of it at home.
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys

    a favorite I keep, titled:

    "Easter is Canceled"
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    09/28/09


    @Steve_in_NC: "Craiglist Kitty"
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    09/28/09

    @Steve_in_NC: One heart-clicky for you.
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    09/28/09


    @Steve_in_NC: Same title works for this one too.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/29/09

    @Steve_in_NC: Looks like quite a deal, but I think it's only a free half-cat.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys
    You mean... they're not just sleeping?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys

    Are these compatible with microbes? That would make sense.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    09/28/09


    @Ash78 is going POLAR...: or Pee and Poo
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys
    Jenny Slate, that stop-action girlie montage, now this...is it "Nothing At All Actually About Cars Week?" at Jalopnik?
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/28/09

    @Tanshanomi: The wheels have come off at Jalopnik.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    09/28/09

    @Alfisted: No, the wheels came off the GT-R.

    Don't be so melodramatic, we've been featuring car-related toys and gadgets for a long, long, long time.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    09/28/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: What about the children?! Won't somebody...PLEASE think of the children?!?!?!
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    09/28/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: Yes, but never before so much fluff, so often.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    09/28/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: And the "car related" aspect seems to be getting less and less well defined. Seriously, bus segregation? Megan Fox?
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    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    09/28/09

    In reply to Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys
    I don't suspect a large number of parents will be clamoring over these at Christmas time. But you can bet your pink slip that emo kids will be carrying these around to piss off daddy.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    09/28/09

    @Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I suspect the target demographic is more high school and college age kids. And people going to anti-PETA rallies.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/28/09

    @mechimike: In short, the same people who take a realistic stuffed animal and slam it in the trunk of their car, then drive around like that.
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