The Ritz Carlton Found My Pants

The Ritz Carlton, stealer of pants, have located mine. They were lost at the dry cleaners. Now a nice woman named Cristina is Fed-Exing the pants to my house. Should probably warn my wife about that... » 11/19/10 2:30pm 11/19/10 2:30pm

The Ritz Carlton Stole My Pants

My navy suit wrinkled in transit to LA, so I did what any guest of the Ritz Carlton would do and sent it out to be pressed. It came back without pants. I look like a younger, poorer Richard Branson. » 11/18/10 12:00pm 11/18/10 12:00pm