• Jalopnik
  • spy-photos
  • jalopnik-reviews
  • Profile logout login

#riots

Jalopnik

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #offtopic,
  • #tips,
  • #spyphotos,
  • etc.

Detroit, 6:54 AM
Wed Dec 9
26 posts in the last 24 hours

Contact

Tip your editors:

Editor-in-Chief:
Ray Wert | | AIM

Road Test Editor:
Wes Siler |

Weekend Editor:
Murilee Martin |

Associate Editor - Houston:

Associate Editor - Detroit:

Editor-at-Large:

Contributors:

John Krewson |

Follow Jalopnik on:
Facebook
Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jalopnik RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1753 Subscribers
Jalopnik
  • posts about #riots more →

    Ford Fire Sale!

  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    Live. Fresh.
    Real Time.
    Project Car Hell!
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    It's the end of the world

    As Ford knows it.
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    Zero percent financing for sixty months on all new 2008 fires!
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of bzr bzr
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    Now pay attention students, this is called a metaphor...
     Reply
    bzr was starred bzr was unstarred
    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    Hey, is that a Weber Special Edition Mustang?
     Reply
    OldeEnglishD was starred OldeEnglishD was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    If I recall correctly, The Car was a Lincoln.
     Reply
    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    Miffed at waiting yet another year for profitability, Ford's chief creditor Charon Thanatos aka SATAN calls in his markers.
     Reply
    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    Athens Ford now offers the hottest deals! NO OFFERS REFUSED! BUY NOW, OR YOU'LL MISS OUT!!!
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    I'd take a burnt Euro Focus over the crappy US version.
     Reply
    theeastbaykid was starred theeastbaykid was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    Ford's Sure Fire Inventory Slashing
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of bzr bzr
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    So that's how the Taurus X and Sable were killed off.
     Reply
    bzr was starred bzr was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    Corporate restructuring meets the language barrier:


    I'm sorry, Dmitri, but we're closing your dealership. You'll need to fire your entire staff.


    Fire?


    Yes, fire them.

     Reply
    smalleyxb122 was starred smalleyxb122 was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    12/08/08

    @smalleyxb122: Supplies!
     Reply
    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/08/08

    @Dr.Danger: An oldie, but I still had to wait a few minutes to stop laughing, and wipe away the tears before posting. Well played.
     Reply
    smalleyxb122 was starred smalleyxb122 was unstarred
    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    Hopefully Calvin can put on his Chevy hat and pee this fire out
     Reply
    Cognitive Friction was starred Cognitive Friction was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    These new Fords are hot.
     Reply
    smalleyxb122 was starred smalleyxb122 was unstarred
    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    12/08/08

    In reply to Ford Fire Sale!
    Shouldn't it be spelled Phi Omicron Rho Delta?
     Reply
    Maxichamp was starred Maxichamp was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jalopnik account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.