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    Image of layabout layabout
    08/31/09

    In reply to Does UK Comedian Wish Top Gear’s Richard Hammond Had Died In Jet Car Crash?
    I very much doubt Stewart Lee was joking,as a Brit let me clarify this for you,Stewart Lee is a talentless twat of a nobody.
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    08/31/09

    @layabout: Oh yeah? Then as a comedy writer, let me say thanks one hell of a lot for Benny Hill. Excellent work. Truly that dry, intelligent British sense of humor is a magnificent thing.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/31/09

    @layabout: Is he worse than Dane Cook? If you don't know who he is, don't bother looking it up. That guy sucks. I have no idea how he got "big". No accounting for taste.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    08/31/09

    In reply to Does UK Comedian Wish Top Gear’s Richard Hammond Had Died In Jet Car Crash?
    I've heard worse wished upon people, and on Jalopnik as well.
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    Image of NiceNurseRatched NiceNurseRatched
    08/31/09

    In reply to Does UK Comedian Wish Top Gear’s Richard Hammond Had Died In Jet Car Crash?
    Don't worry, that joke probably went over Hamster's head.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli promoted this comment NiceNurseRatched was starred NiceNurseRatched was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    08/31/09

    @NiceNurseRatched: I see what you did there.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    08/31/09

    In reply to Does UK Comedian Wish Top Gear’s Richard Hammond Had Died In Jet Car Crash?
    What a maroon.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/31/09

    @Dr.Danger: ::You are awesome:: Of course you realize, this means war

    Love BB
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    08/31/09

    In reply to Does UK Comedian Wish Top Gear’s Richard Hammond Had Died In Jet Car Crash?
    A comedian joking? What the hell is next? Writers writing, drivers driving, sailors sailing? The world is going to hell I tell you.
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    Image of CaveTroll CaveTroll
    08/31/09

    @mytdawg: Politicians lying?
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    mytdawg promoted this comment Edited by CaveTroll at 08/31/09 11:10 AM CaveTroll was starred CaveTroll was unstarred
    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    08/31/09

    @mytdawg: In my brain, your comment somehow meshed itself into the tune of Higher Ground by Stevie Wonder/RHCP.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/31/09

    @CaveTroll: Only one political party tells the truth, the one that tells the lies you like the best.

    Or something like that.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/31/09

    @Ash78: Consider your aural hallucination shared...
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    Image of nstrug nstrug
    08/10/09

    In reply to Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!

    Here's a photo of the car after the accident - as you can see the front end is a complete disaster and it will probably be written off.
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    Maymar - Save the CSRs! promoted this comment nstrug was starred nstrug was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    08/10/09

    In reply to Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!
    The accident happened less than a mile from my parents house,the car he hit was a family friend & Hamster signed a card to give his wife explaining why he was late. I saw the car & minimal damage was done.
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    08/10/09

    @layabout SAVE THE JALOP 9 !: He was on his way back from a flying lesson at Staverton airport
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    Image of pres pres
    08/10/09

    In reply to Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!
    Hopefully he didn't get any splinters.
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    08/10/09

    @pres: The child seat protected him.
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    Image of AustinMiniMan AustinMiniMan
    08/10/09

    In reply to Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!
    Can somebody please start making sure he can reach the pedals?!
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    Image of slayazzz slayazzz
    08/10/09

    In reply to Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!
    Hopefully he wrote of that POS he was driving...

    Such a grim car and made of wood.

    What is that all about? Especially as he is supposed to know a thing or 2 about cars.
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    Edited by slayazzz at 08/10/09 4:59 AM slayazzz was starred slayazzz was unstarred
    Image of WhoistheWalrus WhoistheWalrus
    08/10/09

    @slayazzz: Wood or not, I'd still drive it.
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    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    08/10/09

    @WhoistheWalrus: For what Bondo can't fix, there's polyfiller.
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    Scandinavian Flick promoted this comment BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was starred BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    08/10/09

    In reply to Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!
    That's not a crash! I thought they only had proper crashes on Top Gear!
    C'mon, no brain damage, no book, no going-on-TV-talking-about-near-death-experience. It's as interesting as James May's maths book.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/09/09

    In reply to Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!
    See, if they'd just keep him in the rollie ball, the worst thing that could happen is he'd roll down the stairs.
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    Image of xenti xenti
    08/09/09

    In reply to Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!
    Do they have Lowe's over there? He can pick up a new chassis on his way home.
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    P161911 now with M POWER! promoted this comment xenti was starred xenti was unstarred
    Image of Rican5.0 Rican5.0
    08/09/09

    In reply to Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!
    I'm guessing the car looks a lot better now..
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    Bumblebee promoted this comment Rican5.0 was starred Rican5.0 was unstarred
    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    08/09/09

    @Rican5.0: Seconded. If I could third that, I would.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    08/09/09

    In reply to Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!
    That's Layabout's neck of the woods. I hope he can report from the scene. And I hope he's not involved in the accident! Any word on a luridly aqua Aston?
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    Edited by Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet at 08/09/09 7:25 PM Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
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