I recently spent the evening screaming at my friends. This took place at one of those upscale restaurants where you ask for “tap water” and they look at you like you’re trying to take a selfie of your butt cheeks.
I recently returned from Europe, where I had a lovely vacation that primarily consisted of a) seeing all the wonderful, breathtaking, beautiful, historic sights that they have in Istanbul and Malta, and b) waiting for restaurant servers to bring me my bill.
For some strange reason, Audi's pimping the new TT via paying for free access to Zagat's restaurant guides for ten cities across the US. Yeah, we don't get the pairing so much either, but hey — we like to eat — so you know, we'll use it. Or at least those of us Los Jalops who don't live in Detroit. Yeah, sucks to be…