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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
11/15/09

In reply to Crazy Renault 12 Drivers Making Trip From Argentina To Alaska, In Mexico Now
Carlos y Samanta, you are my heroes. If you swing over our way, I'll put on a barbacoa for you!

And I thought driving a couple of hundred miles to look at a few houses yesterday was an accomplishment. Safe travels out there. #renault
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Arcweld Your Soul
11/04/09

In reply to RUMOR: Renault May Pull Out Of F1
OH COME ON!

With all the other constructors gone Renault had a shot at WINNING A RACE for once.

So much for making me proud. #f1
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vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
11/04/09

@Arcweld Your Soul: Renault did win a couple of races.... in the back of a car driver by a German for an Austrian energy drink company. #f1
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lilwillie
11/04/09

In reply to RUMOR: Renault May Pull Out Of F1
I haven't seen this much high dollar pulling out since I spent a weekend at Club Med.

Everyone is jumping ship. #f1
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
11/04/09

In reply to RUMOR: Renault May Pull Out Of F1
Alonso was the only reason Renault did as well as they did this season - which wasn't very well at all. He won't be there next year. So Renault might find themselves mixing it up with Force India for last place honors.

Or, they might be considering making an offer to Trulli. #f1
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HoonThatFerrari
10/30/09

In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
I'm Ghosn home,
And when I wanna hoon a car,
I'm Ghosn mobile,
Well, I've got a GT-R,
And we'll see how it feels
I'm Ghosn mobile,
Keep me movin'!
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dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
10/30/09

In reply to R5 Turbo 2 for Le $27,000!
Jolie voiture, joli prix. #1985r5turbo2
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PHIL
10/30/09

In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
Q & A style...

1-Q-Mr Goshn, how many times have you had to have the transmission replaced on your personal GT-R?

2-Q-Thank you.....it was reported that you recently sexually harrased an auto show model, can you show us exactly what you did?

3-Q-Sir have you been drinking?

A-I'm fucking stinko..but look, steady as a rock.....

4-Whats that noise?

A-Those people that live upstairs....their animals.... #carlosghosn
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Cheeseslap
10/30/09

In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
#1: Look up, it's the itsy-bitsy spider.
#2 Down came the rain.
#3 And washed the spider out.
#4 But then the spider got back up, contracted the Russians, and they dumped lots of chemicals into the sky to annihilate the rain. #carlosghosn
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Alfisted
10/30/09

In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
How can you tell when an auto exec is lying? He talks with his hands. In this case, Ghosn was discussing 'ring times and manufacturer's warranties. #carlosghosn
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avanti5010
10/30/09

@Alfisted: Get over it, numbnuts. #carlosghosn
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Alfisted
10/30/09

@avanti5010: Stick around. We need a fanboy. #carlosghosn
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bmoreDLJ
10/30/09

In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
Meh, Mr. Bean is more animated...a year younger, too.

I like the "Godfather" lighting, though. #carlosghosn
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smalleyxb122
10/30/09

In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
I can't be certain, but I think that he just gave a green light on Mulally. #carlosghosn
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
10/30/09

In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
Nothing like the Italian hand signals I'm most familiar with. #carlosghosn
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that ain't the way to have fun, son
10/30/09

In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
Ghosn in the machine. #carlosghosn
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bmoreDLJ
10/30/09

@send lawyers, guns, and money: EREIAMCG #carlosghosn
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Scandinavian Flick
10/30/09

In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if you're good i take you home with me
*mumble mumble*
something something...

EEEEEeeeeeeh, macarena!
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Six Flags Over Tomsk
10/30/09

In reply to R5 Turbo 2 for Le $27,000!
The price is dear, but I still think it's a nice price, considering the era in motorsports this car symbolizes, and what it was capable of in competition trim, a sampling of which can be seen below. #1985r5turbo2
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