Your Automotive Equivalent Is A Crappy French HatchbackMichael Ballaban11/09/13 9:00am521EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkPicture a car version of yourself. Maybe you're a Ferrari, all brains and sleek lightness. Maybe you're a Jeep, capable of traversing the world and doing anything. Or maybe, just maybe, you're a crappy Renault built in Wisconsin. The 1980s sure were a promising time.