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Reiter Engineering Lamborghini Murcielago Strada: A More Refined R-GT
2009 FIA GT Racers Trot Out For Spring Testing In France


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This is the first time I've seen Pokemon eyebrows on a car.
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Whew.
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Why can't I watch FIA GT racing in the U.S.? It's a travesty.
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Help! These photos are soo oozing awesomeness I have to have one!!!
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If your local cable/satellite provider were to offer WRC/IRC rallying, various Touring car series (V8 Supercars, BTCC, et al), FIA GT racing, and other funny ferrin racing series in a pay per view/on demand package like MLB Extra Innings, NHL Center Ice or ESPN's college football/basketball packages, would you pony up and subscribe?
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And those cars aren't too bad either, the Ford GT, the S7, the Masers, the Astons, the Ferraris, the Vettes, the Lambos...
Heck, even the Porsches look alright, and the BMW 6 and GT-R are starting to make a little sens... wait... uh... actually no.
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I have a small problem that I think you may be able to help me with. You see, I am a carmosexual male and sometimes have problems "controlling myself" when faced with gratuitous car pr0n. I tend to get over-excited and then I ejaculate.
You are probably wondering what this has to do with you. Here's the deal: can you please let me know a day in advance when you are going to post gratuitous car pr0n on Jalopnik? Things like Supercar Teardown, pictures of the Ford GT in full race trim, etc. tend to lead to me unloading my man-juice in my pants. If I have advance warning I will know to bring a change of pants.
Thank you and forever yours,
engineerd
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NSFEngineerd
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It will be like the Jules Jordan of car pr0n.
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Oh, I may have said too much.
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What lies beyond?
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And dang, the Viper is a cool car, but it sure does look like it fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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I just noticed that Aston Martin in there too. I'll take one of those to park next to my Ford GT.
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White stripes on red? Yes, please.
Blue stripes on white? Fuck yeah.
Grey stripes on black? Well, yes please too, but I wouldn't feel as bad repainting it in Gulf Oil livery.
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Oh, blue stripes on white for the win, no question. I'm just not seeing one here, and if I had a second choice, it would be black with silver stripes.
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@pauljones: As for my garage, Next to the Ford Gt, and Aston Martin, I'll take that Mustang in the background as well
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That's what I tell my wife. She doesn't believe me.
I agree with Bullitt, though. The Ford GT, Aston Martin, and Mustang all would have a loving home with me. Heart click for fantastic taste.
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On other days, you might find me dueling the Red Baron from atop a doghouse.
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Congratulations on your star.
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If Leeeeena's not available, I'm always free on weekends.
Just sayin'...
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