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    The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    shut your face ben! the hiace is the end all be all of vandom!

    also, what prompted that stone to jump out of the route? #ramping
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    Image of tomholiday001 tomholiday001
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    White Vans Can't Jump
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/30/09

    @tomholiday001: Maybe yours can't. No need to get all racist on vans. #ramping
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    Image of homeslice60148 homeslice60148
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    I did this once in a Dodge Caravan when I was 16 and we just moved into San Antonio. There are railroad crossings all over downtown that have a little lip leading up to them, then a two foot drop on the other side. I found out the hard way. Instead of the rock mysteriously appearing from under the van, it was the front bumper.

    A little duct tape and spray paint and no one was the wiser! #ramping
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10/30/09

    @homeslice60148: SA has some hellacious railroad ramps. That's how I broke the transmission on my '82 Regal. #ramping
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    Dang, he drove right into that guy who was driving the rock. #ramping
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    That wasn't a jump - they were simply demonstrating the "vertical park" maneuver. #ramping
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    So that's how the courier fucked up our fragile consignment. #ramping
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    You posted this before. And that's a Daihatsu, not a Toyota. #ramping
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    Poor little ting. It got airborne and then shat a very large rock in terror. #ramping
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    Looks like that jump attempt merely dislodged a rock from the driver's head.

    Ben, it's OK. We know you guys are pretty broken up over Wes's waxing. #ramping
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    Image of jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms
    10/29/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: No they're not. Just think of how baby smooth his ass is now. #ramping
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/29/09


    @jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms: That is one of the things I hadn't been thinking about, until you mentioned it.

    Well, I just hope they're all out celebrating Wes's not so shabby showing. Y'know, Suntory puts out a fine beer, as we;; as a very classy whiskey... #ramping
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    Image of Old Grimey Old Grimey
    10/29/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Suntory is a good beer indeed, but there is no better whiskey than our beloved Brefas Scotch. And I didn't know they made anything in the way of alcoholic drinks in Japan except for beer and sake. #ramping
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Old Grimey was starred Old Grimey was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/30/09

    @Old Grimey: Well, we both learned something, then.

    Judging from the videos, I'm pretty sure that Brefass scoth is available in Nipponland. But I've yet to come across it in my cupboard. I blame Ash. And my door locks.

    Bottoms up. #ramping
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    Image of Old Grimey Old Grimey
    10/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Don't have any Brefas in your cupboard? Here's some (hands Van Sarockin a double Brefas Scotch, on the rocks)

    Skoal! #ramping
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    Shocks are set a little soft there.

    Boing is right. #ramping
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    As said, not an Olds but an 80's Buick LeSabre. Kinda surprised this mistake happens at a car blog.

    And yes, automotive accuracy matters. Sure, slack off on your taxes and birth control, I don't care, but you'd better damn well get the car descriptions right!

    Should I do the same ninja edit? Nahhh, this is rather Olde Tyme Jalop. Edit Approved!
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    Edited by Uncle Bo at 10/29/09 6:00 PM Uncle Bo was starred Uncle Bo was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    Nice air. Reminds me of a cattle gate I used to drive over... #ramping
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    Deja View.

    Hey, Ben, it's still good the second time around. #ramping
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    10/29/09

    @Novaload: Or the first time around for me... apparently. I decided to just admit stupidity and replace it with another hoonerific clip #ramping
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/29/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: That's why we love you! #ramping
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    Image of KeyserSoze KeyserSoze
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    Okay, now I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. The "DIXIE" remix is awesome. One simple addition really brings this to to life. It's a must watch... #ramping
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    10/29/09

    @rligeti: You sir, have just earned a heart click. Even though I knew it was coming I still LMAO. #ramping
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    10/29/09

    @rligeti: whoa! that rules. #ramping
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    Image of salguod salguod
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Toyota Hiace Was Not Designed For Ramping
    Again, it's not an Olds, it's a Buick.

    Not that it matters. #ramping
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