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    Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
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    Image of ptmeyer84 ptmeyer84
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    She looks so lonely, I think she needs a pool buddy.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/04/09

    @ptmeyer84 - Prancing Moose Edition: I'll grab my water wings.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Lucky for me, Esquire's blocked at my work (apparently).


    Wait. That doesn't make me lucky at all.


    Dammit.

     Reply
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Waking up next to Megan Fox + dekotora truck + breakfast at In N Out Burger = Start to the best day imaginable.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    And daaaaaaaaaaamn, but that video looked "inviting".
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Jalopnik - Obsessed with the Cult of Cars and Megan Fox
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Mmmmm, beer and camel toe for breakfast.
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    Image of robot-shmobot robot-shmobot
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Meh, my girlfriend sleeps naked. Beat that Megan Fox.
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    Image of pres pres
    05/04/09

    @robot-shmobot:


    Yeah, mine doesn't wear anything to bed either:

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/04/09

    @pres has no shooshting star: I thought I heartclicked you before. Either way, I fixed that.
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    05/04/09

    @pres has no shooshting star: That deserves a heart click
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    Image of pres pres
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    My sundial indicates high noon. Unfortunately, I'm indoors and things are getting a bit uncomfortable.
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    Image of NatefromOgden NatefromOgden
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Pity 'bout the tats. I'm a grumpy old b*stard and don't care much for graffiti on the girl flesh.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/04/09

    @NatefromOgden: I'm a grumpy young bastard and I agree.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    05/04/09

    @NatefromOgden: I don't mind one tramp stamp or something but a little goes a LONG way. So to speak.
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    Image of pres pres
    05/04/09

    @mytdawg:


    I would agree with you if she had a Von Dutch flying eyeball over her entire boob but the ink is minor. Neither of you would kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


    Come to think of it, I really would like to see the flying eyeball done on an entire teat. Twould be neat.

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/04/09

    @FromaBuick6: Same here, but I suppose I could over it...probably by being under her.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Once again, I'm in the wrong business.


    Beer for breakfast, that's my girl!


    I also like how she's so efficient with her morning regimen, having put on her makeup before she went to sleep.

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    Image of DoogieFullHouser DoogieFullHouser
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Welcome to TENTopnik.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/04/09

    @DoogieFullHouser: OK, that got you a heart click.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    And I was just having a real shitty morning at work.

    Who know that all it takes is a little Megan Fox to slow things down and put them into perspective.



    SCHWING!

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/04/09

    @aSoundofSleep Forager of Pistons: TENT POLE! She's a babe!

    She's magically babe-licious!

    She tested very high on the strokability scale.

    You done yet? I'm getting tired of holding this.

    That's what she said.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Clean up on aisle 4.... again
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    Image of chucky2jimmy chucky2jimmy
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Imagine that being every day of your life. Brian Austin Green is a lucky man, for being a complete jack a**.
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    Image of nj_hoon nj_hoon
    05/04/09

    @chucky2jimmy: Not to be a downer but you know the old saying "No matter how good looking she is some one is getting sick of her shit"
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/04/09

    @nj_hoon: I think that's tattooed on her hip, actually.


    My desire for stealth applies to both cars AND women. This chick is the equivalent of 1991 Nissan 300ZX in sparkly purple with four exhaust pipes that stick out 2' past the bumper and a stereo that rattles the chassis. Sure, you'll stare. It might even be a fun ride. But, man, it's a PURPLE Z!

     Reply
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/04/09

    @chucky2jimmy: He will never live down being David Silver.
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    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    05/04/09

    @chucky2jimmy: Here's a day-brightener: they're not together anymore.


    So, technically speaking, she's available.

     Reply
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/04/09

    @1300ccsoff*ckingfury: Yeah, they were only engaged for like, what, five years or something?


    I mean, his initials spell out "bag," FFS!

     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/04/09

    In reply to Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
    Chrysler is dropping ED meds from their medical coverage. This video is released days later. Coincidence? I think not.
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