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    The Devil in Herr Vettel

    Red Bull Racing 2009 RB5 F1 Car Debuts At Circuito De Jerez, Gets Wings
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    Image of domino domino
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    so this explains the coins in his shoes. when interviewed, "hot lips" vettel was quick to explain the origin of the round coin in his one shoe, but became quite tight-lipped about the oddly shaped coin in his other shoe and declined to discuss the origin or what it meant.


    i bet he sold his soul when he was crying in the pits after hitting webber under the safety car.

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    Image of Vanus Vanus
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    Hold on...what sort of hippy, new-math school did you go to that you get to round down a .5? Because my years and years of maths and engineerings is telling me I'm looking at a 667 for Vetel, which is hardly sinister at all.
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    06/24/09

    @Vanus: Yeah, well, I just knew I wasn't gonna get away with that. How about you assume for a moment that the precision of the scale will allow the actual weight to be a hair below 666.5?
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    I tried to sell my Soul to the devil for a v8 driveline. He said there wasn't anyway I could match Kia's attractive financing packages, so he'd be getting all his Souls from them, fleet pricing.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    ah hell, Bloodcopy got to him.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/23/09

    @lilwillie heart clicks GM: NO.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    Satan is my motor
    Hear my motor purrrrrr
    Satan is the only one who seems to understand
    Satan is my motor
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    ...But hasn't Brawn been dominating F1 all season? Wouldn't it be more likely their were the damned?
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    06/23/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: *they. Wow. Its been a long day.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    Not surprisingly, Nakajima is packing light.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    damn Adrian Sutil is a fatass
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/23/09

    @Jo $chmo: Kovalainen is 3kgs more of a fatass.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/23/09

    @Jo $chmo: He needs to lay off the tandoori chicken for a while.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    Everytime I come around the city- bling bling.


    I think if the opportunity to sell my soul presented itself, it would prove that there is an afterlife, and I might change my mind.


    Otherwise it's still for sale. All I'm asking for is an original GT40 and for Olive Garden to go out of business.

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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    06/23/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Olive Garden will be opening new restaurants upon the graves of our great grandchildren.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/23/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I hope Olive Garden closes too.
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    Image of HammSammich HammSammich
    06/23/09

    @darth eggwich del fiero: By then it'll be called Soylent Garden, right?
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    06/23/09

    @HammSammich: One can measure the quality of a civilization by how it treats its Olive Gardens.
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    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    06/23/09

    @darth eggwich del fiero: Never eaten there. Is it really that bad?
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    06/23/09

    @BaconSandwich: Olive Garden is worlds better than Macaroni Grill.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    @BaconSandwich: I try not to eat chain food. I prefer mom and pop establishments. That being said, I went to Olive Garden once, but I didn't know it was a chain. I'll never go back.


    In fairness to Olive Garden, it was years ago. They may have improved. For all I know they may be excellent now.


    However, don't go by my opinion. Try it for yourself. If you like, patronize the joint. If you don't, don't.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    @Plecostomus needs GALVANIZED SCREWS: Never been. I did go to Cheesecake Factory in Arizona though. I liked it. It was a fun environment and I had a good meal.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    The two Red Bull tails make for nice horns coming out of Vettel's head.
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    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    I never suspected the devil of being on the metric system, but there you have it.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    06/23/09

    @combat chuck: Didn't you know that God is American and the Devil is not?
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    I saw the picture in this article, and thought it was another BloodCopy post back from the "dead"...


    I was about to start a sharpenin' mah vampire stake...

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    Image of Rushkie Rushkie
    06/23/09

    @S***dinavian F***k: So when/where did this bloodcopy reference come from anyways?


    /clearly new here

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    @Rushkie: It was an ad campaign. You really don't want to know to much.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Devil in Herr Vettel
    I signed a pact with the devil. Now you know how I got a star.
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    Image of 01NB, now with less 01NB 01NB, now with less 01NB
    06/23/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: and here I was thinking that you gave Ray a "happy ending" to earn that star.


    Learn something new every day.

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/23/09

    @01NB: That was Pete. Ask engineerd, he'll tell you.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/10/09

    In reply to Red Bull Racing 2009 RB5 F1 Car Debuts At Circuito De Jerez, Gets Wings
    Dude, they need a giant can mounted on the back, stat.
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    02/10/09

    In reply to Red Bull Racing 2009 RB5 F1 Car Debuts At Circuito De Jerez, Gets Wings
    Does anyone know what the donkey ball dangley thingy hanging under the nose, along the CL, btwn the front wheels is?
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